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it's nice to know people are making out.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
A little old lady once had a habit of smuggling contraband over the border, and it was her skill in deciving that kept her from being caught,she would often make her journey late at night, when it was the most difficult time and got through the border every time, the guards knew she was up to tricks but couldnt find anything on her person, she'd travel on her little moped and on the parcelshelf she would diguise her luggage and hide a little sack containing her secret
sometimes the patrolman would find the sack and open it up to inspect its contents and would be surprised to find it contained only sand!
she gave up the illegal behaviour, and many years later met the customs officer in town one afternoon and he said he knew she was smuggling something, but what? motorbikes replied the old girl,
and like heaven we all shall be trying to smuggle our secrets in through the gates,.


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