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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
How is everyone tonight?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    isnt it morning though? [/pedentic]

    but anyway i am fine thanks for asking. how about yourself?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am high.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im sucky. :( Was bored and drunk earlier tho and decided to wax my legs. Dont know what you women are complaining about.. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OK how is everyone this morning? :D

    I'm alright, bored out of my skull - working nights tonight.

    Watching T3 - Rise of the Machines, pretty wank actually.

    Miss my girlfriend :( boohoo.

    So what ya'll upto?

    Phil :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    waiting for this eBay auction on an iPod to finish
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just sitting around listening to we come one.Class song.

    Was working all day.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't find any pepsi :( and I'm too lazy to go buy some at the store (even though most the stores here are closed on sundays anyways)

    and I'm very horny :crying:

    oh and this is just me ranting, but I really hate soft porn. Me and dep were talking about this and there's no point for it. A girls head moving back and forth does not mean she's giving a guy head. Really, they all suck at acting so why dont they just stick to having actual sex instead of faking their way through. I also hate the girls who whip their hair every 3 seconds, I hope it gets caught in a grinder one day :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am tired, achy, rather tipsy (though considerably more sober than I was an hour ago), but on a bit of a high, regardless. :D
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Well... Im sitting here, tired, listening to some dodgy film about knights and stuff. and i'm running out of dr pepper. I polished off the baileys a good 3 hours ago and theres no booze in my house :( it sucks to be me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im still a little drunk, but have terrible dry mouth from smoking too much.. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bombshell; I agree with you, soft porn is shit, full on hardcore stuff is what you need ;)

    I've went through far too money cigs this weekend, from friday evening until this afternoon i've bought 80.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've got some lovely skunk with me but I can't be arsed to go roll up on my own, don't even think I brought skins, plus I'll be monged.

    Blonde Bombshell - Just how horny are you?? ;)

    Also, I share your hatred for softcore porn, I mean what a pile of shit. A total anti-climax everytime I think I'm about to see some action .. I DONT !

    Losers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    I've got some lovely skunk with me but I can't be arsed to go roll up on my own, don't even think I brought skins, plus I'll be monged.

    Blonde Bombshell - Just how horny are you?? ;)

    Also, I share your hatred for softcore porn, I mean what a pile of shit. A total anti-climax everytime I think I'm about to see some action .. I DONT !

    Losers.

    Ill be horny for you if you share your skunk... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you a girl?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun
    bombshell; I agree with you, soft porn is shit, full on hardcore stuff is what you need ;)


    I love hardcore porn!!!!!! :heart:
    Also, I share your hatred for softcore porn, I mean what a pile of shit. A total anti-climax everytime I think I'm about to see some action .. I DONT !

    Losers.

    Exactly. No way in hell am I going to be able to get off to some chick totally faking it. But the problem is, I keep watching it because I keep thinking... :chin: maybe they might actually show something. Nope :( damn people.


    Blonde Bombshell - Just how horny are you??

    Very horny :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That means no! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    Are you a girl?

    Not exactly.. but im not fussy, if you know what I mean :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I actually wish i had some skunk, i've got a bit of hash...but skunk, come on it's just much better.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol - I am, if you know what I mean !!

    But hey - I'll always share my skunk with a bro in need.

    I love hardcore porn too, it's fucking great, but I do worry about the collection I seem to build and I also worry I like it a bit too much, ya know?

    Every now and again I try and stop looking at it and delete my collection - I always regret it. lol

    I got the horn BIG style too, it sucks being in work.

    Maybe I'll go bang one out in the bogs if it gets too much for me, hahaha.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    lol - I am, if you know what I mean !!

    But hey - I'll always share my skunk with a bro in need.

    I love hardcore porn too, it's fucking great, but I do worry about the collection I seem to build and I also worry I like it a bit too much, ya know?

    Every now and again I try and stop looking at it and delete my collection - I always regret it. lol

    I got the horn BIG style too, it sucks being in work.

    Maybe I'll go bang one out in the bogs if it gets too much for me, hahaha.

    I never save porn, I just always find new stufff.. Think ill try saving decent stuff.. Softcore sucks.. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I always save it just to keep the good stuff - also for emergencies like this weekend when my phone line was down, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im left watching the music channels 'cause theres bugger else on.

    Think i'll stick on good old champ manager and sit up for a few hours playing that :D then hit the sack only to sleep in then try to get my arse out the door to look for a new job, coz i was made redundant as of yesterday Havent been happier :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I find music vids give me more horn that softcore porn :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    I find music vids give me more horn that softcore porn :naughty:


    :lol: good hell!!


    I refuse to watch porn on the net. :lol: hate it. but I do have an embarassing variety of hardcore porn. Mostly with Jenna Jameson :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol - I mean the XXX rated videos after 11pm - they have some fine bitches.

    Give me some good titles to download - I have almost no DVDs
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