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the next james bond...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
HAS to be clive owen.

simple as.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: the next james bond...
    Originally posted by superfly
    HAS to be clive owen.

    simple as.

    NOOOO!

    Make him Jamie Scott. Fwoar.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    peter kay








    now wheres that beer running to
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by cheesy_stick
    peter kay








    now wheres that beer running to

    BWAH! Jo Brand would be an interesting choice I think :p

    My personal pick would be James Purefoy (think that's the right spelling) - SEX ON LEGS!

    I would love it even more if they stopped making the films though, as they're absolute wank.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by briggi

    My personal pick would be James Purefoy (think that's the right spelling) - SEX ON LEGS!


    oh wow...someone who agrees with me!! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    I'll do it if no-one else wants to.

    Being well-spoken and shooting people can't be that hard.

    Excellent.

    Actually Jo Brand would be amusing :D

    If they're the only criteria then obviously I would be the safe bet. However you have to drink martinis too, which I'm not overly fond of ;) So I'll abdicate and you can have the job :D

    As for Jo Brand, man you just know she'd be up for it...shooting loads of people who piss her off, shagging loads of unrealistically attractive people, getting drunk on martinis. Sign her up!

    The worst thing they could do is cast someone who's very "now" like Orlando Bloom or Colin Farrell [I know he's Irish] or some shit. Not only is he [OB] a weedy little bitch, he can't act and is f-f-f-FUGLY to boot. He should fuck off back to Middle Earth. Can you tell I like him? Now I'll tell you how I really feel...

    Hey, actually, how about Calum Best? It is pretty much his life anyway...without the killing...the only problem is that he has a negative amount of charisma.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    I think you've gotta be a bloke, too. I win!! Can he have a shaved head, or would one need a wig? :o ;)

    Yes, a wig would be required...James Bond has some class you know :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: the next james bond...
    Originally posted by 1983
    Make him Jamie Scott. Fwoar.
    O.M.G. As if he isn't gorrrgeous!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: the next james bond...
    Originally posted by 1983
    NOOOO!

    Make him Jamie Scott. Fwoar.

    who? enlighten me please, dear!
    Originally posted by briggi
    f-f-f-FUGLY
    i thought i was the only one who used that word :o

    007 is supposed to be 35, so bloom, farrell and all these other "it boys" wouldnt cut it, cos they arent old enough and dont look it. ray winstone? cant see it myself.

    maybe jude law, but im still going with clive. they have to get it right though, im expecting something good, die another day sucked ass :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: the next james bond...
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    O.M.G. As if he isn't gorrrgeous!

    YES I WANT TO GARFUNKLE HIM GOOD AND PROPER THEN HAVE CHILDREN AS PROOF ;O
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Orlando Bloom is being considered, i heard
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by draven
    Orlando Bloom is being considered, i heard

    Yeah, heard that the other day, bizarre who they'll cast just to make a quick buck - I don't think they could possibly cast it any worse than Elf boy.

    However, the same article was saying that Eric "The Hulk" Bana is a strong contender. He's good-looking and seems like a pretty smart guy/ok actor, however he's an Aussie. Two words: George Lazenby :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That lad from the Head and Shoulder's advert'd be quite good. Ooh yar.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wasn't Colin Farrel up for it at one point? Thought I can't ever see him being that swarve and debonair etc as required by Commander James Bond. It never mattered who was playing the part, he was always dead shaggable.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by briggi
    Colin Farrell [I know he's Irish]

    so's pierce brosnan :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes indeed, but if it mattered sean connery's scottish accent (which is so thick you could use it as cement) would never have gotten through.

    It depends on the whole carriage and demeanor
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bond is supposed to be scottish anyway
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Christian Bale-great actor and great eye candy
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by sprocket
    bond is supposed to be scottish anyway

    Is he really? I never knew that
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ye, thats why they cast sean connery in the first film
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now that Brosnan has quit, MGM want to make Bond younger to, and i roughly quote, allow him to compete with the likes of Spiderman and other heros.

    WTF is up with that?!

    At least it won't be Eric Bana cause that would suck. I think Clive Owen would be a good choice, but I'd love to see another comedy version like Casino Royale with Will Smith as Bond (only in a comedy version though)
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