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lmao, awesome
Big Chris: It's been emotional.
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
Barry the Baptist: Lock, stock, the fuckin' lot.
Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fucking rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.
and a non lock stock: "say fuck it and have fun" - Better Luck Tomorrow
or:
"- I want you to kill every gopher on the course.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
- Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
- We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason. "
(Not a stalker, heh.)
- The Thomas Crown Affair.
And:
'Isn't is customary to leave the scene after committing a crime?'
- Empire Records.
or from the Holy Grain "We demand that you bring us a shrubbery! But not too expensive... with a little path through the middle" or however it went
From Godzilla (the remake)...when they are all looking up at godzilla...
"So, what do we do now?"
"I think running would be a good idea"
And from Gothika...
"I'm not crazy, I'm just posessed"
hahahahaha thats so funny! brilliant!
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Mr. Duvall: We have a new student today. All the way from Africa...
Ms. Norbury: [to black Michigan girl] uh... Welcome!
Michigan Girl: [offended] I'm from Michigan!
Tommy - whats wrong with this one?
(turkish opens the door and it comes off in his hand)
Turkish - Oh nothing Tommy, its tip-top, just not sure about the colour.
Vinny - I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
Turkish - Well the rabbit gets fucked.
Tommy - (pauses) Proper fucked?
Turkish - Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.
Fight Club
Narrator - I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Narrator - I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
Narrator - Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years.
Narrator - Bob is dead, they shot him in the head!
Tyler Durden - You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.
* Why don't you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!
*
Bernadette: No, I'll join this converation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!
Tick: Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?
* Mitzi: You know, there are two things I don't like about you, Felicia... your face. So how 'bout shutting both of them?
"Say hello to my little friend!" (Bang, Bang, Bang)
Goodfellas- Joe Pesci
"How the fuck am I funny? Am I a clown, am I here to amuse you?"
As good as it gets- Jack Nicholson
"People who talk in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"
cheese!
I think the quote you're looking for is -
"Say hello to my li' friend!" ( BAWHOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMPPPPP!!!! Bang, Bang, Bangabangabanga Bang, Bang, Thunk, Bang, Thunk, Bang, Thunk, Splat, Thunk, Bang, ARRRRRRRRR.... Splash.)
Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard...
And I know its not from a movie but the quote is just too good not to put here
Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England.
Data in Generations when the ship's falling into the planet...
"Oh shit!"
"I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose"
"Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like no steer to me so that kinda narrows it down a bit"
Prozzie
"Me give you suckie suckie, only tan dollar!"
Josef Stalin in Red Alert (not a film, but the cut scenes in Command and Conquer were excellent)
"When you kill one it is a tragedy. When you kill 10 million, it is a statistic"
"There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know."
"You're gonna die here, you know. Convienent."
As i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will fear and see no evils.for i am the meanest muther fuka in the valley
Nice choice.
Red: The world is a tough place. You drop your guard for one second, and they’ll kick you right in the ass!
Kitty: Well, you’re right. Red, the world is hard, so, wouldn’t it be nice if Eric came home to a place that wasn’t?
Red: Fine, Kitty, when you win the lottery, you can buy him Disneyland.
From the Beach yeh?
i actually cant remember the name of the film.it was directed by brian de palma and it was set in vietnham.sorry
'it's not my tree'
- benny and joon.
Goes somethin glike this:
Dad: Everybody's got to work Matthew
Moff: I'm unemployed full time, there isn't enough hours in the fuckin' day to work.
Classic.
Lol.. I love that fucking film:)
Happy - You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter - .........No!
Happy Gilmore
Casualties of War with Michael J. Fox?
o and i got another one.from one of my fav movies.
'im not gonnahurt you.im just gonna bash your fucking brains in,
haha
ah jack nicholson ya just cant beat him for delivery
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
It makes me laugh :P especially the 'looks like you most certainly am are' bit.