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BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,723 Bot
i iz an atenshun seekin ho u az no lyf an fwr m8s an i wan 2 sho 2 mumi dat i cn tlk prpa nw!!!111
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    u fkin cnt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nein
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    boo yea, g.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    u fkin cnt.

    fuk u!!!111

    woz i tlkin 2 u???!!!111

    fukn twt!!!111
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Back orf
    Originally posted by Kermit
    i iz an atenshun seekin ho u az no lyf an fwr m8s an i wan 2 sho 2 mumi dat i cn tlk prpa nw!!!111

    have you been on the same whisky that rollys been on ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Back orf
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    have you been on the same whisky that rollys been on ;)
    i can actualy see out of my windscreen now ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Back orf
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    have you been on the same whisky that rollys been on ;)

    I hope not- this stuff is strong enough :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the most amazing thing about this thread is that there is a siter from 2000, that makes me wonder, who was the first siter?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by turlough
    the most amazing thing about this thread is that there is a siter from 2000, that makes me wonder, who was the first siter?
    I think it was Dom.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by turlough
    the most amazing thing about this thread is that there is a siter from 2000, that makes me wonder, who was the first siter?
    adam.
    then he got an apple and fucking blew it big stykle.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    apperantly it was the lovely mattw and lonely mel was the first member
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    apperantly it was the lovelymattw

    He was just a techie.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    adam.
    then he got an apple and fucking blew it big stykle.

    But why oh why did god put the fucking apple tree there in the first place.

    Human + temptation = trouble

    Surely a being such as God should be able to do that equasion :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jon_UK
    But why oh why did god put the fucking apple tree there in the first place.

    Human + temptation = trouble

    Surely a being such as God should be able to do that equasion :confused:
    did you know ...theres no mention at all about an apple.
    if god created all things ...where the fuck does bill gates fit in?
    bill gates ...who the fcuk is bill gates?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gnip
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Back orf
    Originally posted by Kermit
    i iz an atenshun seekin ho u az no lyf an fwr m8s an i wan 2 sho 2 mumi dat i cn tlk prpa nw!!!111




    LMAO.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jowolvo
    nein

    Buck dich befehl ich dir
    wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
    dein Gesicht ist mir egal
    buck dich

    Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
    ich fuhre ihn spazieren
    im Passgang den Flur entlang
    ich bin enttauscht

    Jetzt kommt er ruckwarts mir entgegen
    Honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben
    ich bin enttauscht total enttauscht

    Buck dich...
    das Gesicht interessiert mich nicht

    Der Zweibeiner hat sich gebuckt
    in ein gutes Licht geruckt
    zeig ich ihm was man machen kann
    und ich fang zu weinen an

    Der Zweifuss stammelt ein Gebet
    aus Angst weil es mir schlechter geht
    versucht er tief sich noch zu bucken
    Tranen laufen hoch den Rucken

    Buck dich...

    Buck dich befehl ich dir
    wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
    dein Gesicht ist mir egal
    buck dich nocheinmal

    Buck dich...


    :) if you understand it you will either be amused or discusted
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by twisted_trinity
    Buck dich befehl ich dir
    wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
    dein Gesicht ist mir egal
    buck dich

    Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
    ich fuhre ihn spazieren
    im Passgang den Flur entlang
    ich bin enttauscht

    Jetzt kommt er ruckwarts mir entgegen
    Honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben
    ich bin enttauscht total enttauscht

    Buck dich...
    das Gesicht interessiert mich nicht

    Der Zweibeiner hat sich gebuckt
    in ein gutes Licht geruckt
    zeig ich ihm was man machen kann
    und ich fang zu weinen an

    Der Zweifuss stammelt ein Gebet
    aus Angst weil es mir schlechter geht
    versucht er tief sich noch zu bucken
    Tranen laufen hoch den Rucken

    Buck dich...

    Buck dich befehl ich dir
    wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
    dein Gesicht ist mir egal
    buck dich nocheinmal

    Buck dich...


    :) if you understand it you will either be amused or discusted

    whats that, a Rammstein song or something
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by turlough
    whats that, a Rammstein song or something

    yep, buck dich-bend down.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's the big deal with Rammstein?

    They're shit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    What's the big deal with Rammstein?

    They're shit.

    Ja, Rammstein sind durch!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    What's the big deal with Rammstein?

    They're shit.

    i love em
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    Ja, Rammstein sind durch!

    NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.....RAMMSTEIN SIND LEUCHTEND! JA JA JA!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by twisted_trinity
    NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.....RAMMSTEIN SIND LEUCHTEND! JA JA JA!

    Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ich liebe Rammstein.

    Tho when I saw them do that song live I really hoped the lil 10 yr old girl with me didnt understand a word. Alas she did! Still she loved them-what a cool lil kid!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *ash*n*nick*
    i love em

    Someone has to.

    Any fool can SHOUT LOUDLY y'know...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit would also like to register hsi displeasure as his ratehr crap post being made even worse by talk of shitty German "musicians".

    Ich will my arse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by twisted_trinity
    NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.....RAMMSTEIN SIND LEUCHTEND! JA JA JA!

    I thought you'd fucked off?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by z0ma
    I thought you'd fucked off?

    Nah, i think shes spending her holiday online :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This really is one of the most pointless threads I've ever seen. So naturally I had to post here. :D
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