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Ladies...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just wanted to share this with you.. as ive been away and my 1st post back!

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS


1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-****."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    welcome back.....

    i read PMs for a moment....a sure fire way would be looking i would have thought.....this most probably means i have PMS....grrrrrr.....

    welcome back anyway....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is that another one of those joke things?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that wasn't funny in the slightest :/
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lipsy
    that wasn't funny in the slightest :/

    Seconded.

    So bad that people actually replied to point that fact out, rather than just cringe and let it sink to the bottom like they usually do :p

    Must try harder.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Now this was funny...
    hahaha indeedy :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PMS isnt funny, especially when you are the only guy in an all girl house hold most of the time :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Now this was funny...

    You really haven't got over that have you James? :p
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Doofay
    You really haven't got over that have you James? :p
    I don't think I've posted anything funnier since :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you know why its called PMS?


    cause 'mad cow disease' was already taken!

    :lol::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Now this was funny...

    took the test and says i am not a women,hmmm
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how about your cd keeps skipping and you run over to your CD player, punch it a couple of times and then throw it on the floor???


    :banghead:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wheresmyplacebo
    you know why its called PMS?


    cause 'mad cow disease' was already taken!

    :lol::D

    i wouldnt even call that mediocre :rolleyes:
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