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Things that don't exist in reality

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Things such as "asda" which everyone has heard of, but really... how many of you have acctually seen an "asda".

This can be said for some people to, like say.... Steven Hawkings. Has anyone actually seen him? no! because he doesnt exist, its all done with smoke and mirrors.

If anyone says theyve seen an "asda" I shall deem them under the influence of aliens and have them tickled to death :p
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and the point of this post is............

    I've seen asda, I've been there.. I can see one outside the library,

    and ha.. I have seen hawkings on tv... and he is real, he's one of the smartest scientist alive.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Asda is a strange and disturbing place. The last time I tried to go there I ended up in Portmeirion, wearing a blazer and a badge with a penny on it and then had to star in a thirteen episode program that nobody understands, where I was chased by a giant egg thing.

    Although their prices are competitive. :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Infinite
    Asda is a strange and disturbing place. The last time I tried to go there I ended up in Portmeirion, wearing a blazer and a badge with a penny on it and then had to star in a thirteen episode program that nobody understands, where I was chased by a giant egg thing.

    :eek2: :eek: wtf.... thats strange man
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah and i have big fluffy bunny.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Yeah and i have big fluffy bunny.

    Do you :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    :eek2: :eek: wtf.... thats strange man

    :(

    It's no fun when I have to explain my obscure references.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well i truely feel for you.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank you. Your false sympathy warms my heart. ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Infinite
    Thank you. Your false sympathy warms my heart. ;)

    uhuh;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wish z0ma didnt exist, but sadly he does.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Things that don't exist in reality
    Originally posted by LeeTonberry
    Things such as "asda" which everyone has heard of, but really... how many of you have acctually seen an "asda".

    This can be said for some people to, like say.... Steven Hawkings. Has anyone actually seen him? no! because he doesnt exist, its all done with smoke and mirrors.

    If anyone says theyve seen an "asda" I shall deem them under the influence of aliens and have them tickled to death :p

    LOL I go to ASDA every day... its the centre of the student community here in Liverpool :D (seriously, go to the Smithdown ASDA at 3am and you're likely to bump into a load of mates).
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think if I knew my mates hung around ASDA at 3am I would leave town without packing my bags.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,252 Skive's The Limit
    You'll never 'see an ASDA' because ASDA is the shortened version of the original company name, "Associated Dairies".
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Flying dildos.. with teeth.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of the later Jaws movies have fish that fly with big teeth that look a bit like dildo's, the fish that is, not the teeth, if they had teeth that looked like dildo's that would just be wierd.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll tell you who dont exist, Daniel Glock, you dont know who he is...but Lee does...or so he claims
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my friend knows a fella who thought badgers didnt exist and were just made believe and the worst thing was that he was being deadly serious.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "who dont exist" Please! We can do better than that.

    "who does no exist"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    and the point of this post is............

    I've seen asda, I've been there.. I can see one outside the library,

    and ha.. I have seen hawkings on tv... and he is real, he's one of the smartest scientist alive.

    This is why you are deemed as an idiot.

    Steven Hawkings doesnt exist outside of TV. He is an illusion. as is ASDA. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm just a figment of someonelses disturbed imagination.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    i'm just a figment of someonelses disturbed imagination.

    Finally!!! someone else who thinks so :-X

    only jokein Rolly :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    I'll tell you who dont exist, Daniel Glock, you dont know who he is...but Lee does...or so he claims

    If Daniel Glock doesnt exist, then Amal doesnt exist!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whatever you two are talking about is boring. Stop it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Whatever you two are talking about is boring. Stop it.

    sorry :( :: wanders off ::
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good, and dont come back till you have sometime interesting for us.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Good, and dont come back till you have sometime interesting for us.
    meals on wheels lady not turned up again?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, thats Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays, and a lovely Shepards Pie it was.

    And dont you back chat me young man!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    No, thats Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays, and a lovely Shepards Pie it was.

    And dont you back chat me young man!

    :: brings bong a sheperds pie ::

    Please dont flame me :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LeeTonberry
    :: brings bong a sheperds pie ::

    Please dont flame me :(
    don't get him started ...he'll be telling us all about the bloody war again!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You youngsters have no respect, I remember during the Blitz you could leave your door unlocked and when you came back it would be a pile of rubble.

    Those were the days before your hi-fi's and your CD players and all this other new rubbish.

    You bastards!
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