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Icky story. be warned.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
EDITED To remove long post, and warn that the icky story quoted is very unpleasant and is deliberately designed to be -

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    to tired to read that bloody lot!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i thought you were gone
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What was the point in that? I dont get it. For those not bothered to read, I think the moral was...
    • Dont shove a carrot up your arse
    • Dont stick anything up your penis
    • Dont sit on the pool pump to get yourself off
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    to tired to read that bloody lot!

    Likewise, wouldnt anyway tho, not if its sick.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by blonde__batman
    i thought you were gone
    me?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that's really scary, i'm never putting my ass near a water pump. ever.:eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    me?

    nope not you...i know you're way to addicted to ever leave :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    that's really scary, i'm never putting my ass near a water pump. ever.:eek:

    But..would you wanna anyway;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by blonde__batman
    i thought you were gone

    must you write that after every post he makes? Obviously you should know the answer now

    and like rolly said, its too long to read.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can say I'm not surprised it's you, Graeme, who brings this strange story to us :p. But I'd never be one to turn down some good advice! :thumb: If not a little obvious...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    to tired to read that bloody lot!

    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Icky story. be warned.
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms.

    I got to this bit and wondered why this isnt in the sex forum ?
    I didnt read no more.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    Thank fuck for pool cleaners.

    :lol: pmsl
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Icky story. be warned.
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    I got to this bit and wondered why this isnt in the sex forum ?
    I didnt read no more.

    ditto
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not exactly aesop

    I once got my arm stuck in one of those suction things when I was underwater, on a Brownie Trip to the swimming pool. I thought I was going to die! Nightmare.

    & that story was oh so much longer than it needed to be.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: not exactly aesop
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    I once got my arm stuck in one of those suction things when I was underwater, on a Brownie Trip to the swimming pool. I thought I was going to die! Nightmare.

    & that story was oh so much longer than it needed to be.

    Well I just copy n pasted it..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I certainly didn't think you sat there & wrote that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    Well I certainly didn't think you sat there & wrote that.

    and why not..:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    and why not..:(

    The spelling and grammar was of an acceptable standard. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    The spelling and grammar was of an acceptable standard. :p
    damn you i wanted to say that.

    i do believe thats put me off my breakfast.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In your breakfast's defence, the story was probably lies anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    The spelling and grammar was of an acceptable standard. :p

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Nice one!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    In your breakfast's defence, the story was probably lies anyway.
    true. in all fairness i have a very short memory span so continued eatting quite soon after
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by blonde__batman
    i thought you were gone
    UGH. Everyone knows by now he hasn't.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    UGH. Everyone knows by now he hasn't.

    Haha, I had a vision of flailing arms there!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by paperBprincess
    i do believe thats put me off my breakfast.

    To be fair it did say it was sick.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    To be fair it did say it was sick.
    to be fair its
    a) in the wrong forum
    b) posted at 9am
    c) just him looking for a reaction
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by paperBprincess
    to be fair its
    a) in the wrong forum
    Why? :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cos its all about jacking off
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thought this was Anything Goes? Surely that means that anything can be posted here?
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