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Hang him......YOU decide

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
So here is a copy of what BONG said in his Birthday thread. What you have to decide is his punishment ? or do we let him off ?


He said:
Its all gone horribly wrong, I didnt really think people would notice.

I feel racked with guilt, its not my birthday.

I was just going to change it to every day to see if anyone noticed and then straight away all of you were nice about it.

I'm a scoundrel and a blagard.

I am sorry, though not to z0ma.

So its all in your hands, you the PUBLIC decide his fate :D
Gotta make tea now so just discuss and tell me what you think.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wax his nuts with fly-paper!!:crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Wax his nuts with fly-paper!!:crazyeyes

    i dont believe we'll ever get a better solution than that

    BRING OUT THE FLYPAPER!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I thought about this once, never done it though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wassup peeps......you all scared of Bong :p

    Looks like they let you off :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Get his nuts in, the most logical thing, a nut cracker, and twist till he screams with remorse :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    Get his nuts in, the most logical thing, a nut cracker, and twist till he screams with remorse :)

    Hello you :wave:

    ouch, i bet that would be sore :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Grab his balls, get a cheese grater to do it's magic and then dip them in lemon juice.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    Hello you :wave:

    ouch, i bet that would be sore :lol:

    ello. yes I am indeed popping on here every few days again, as I'm at home at the moment.:D
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Personally, I wouldn't put my real birthday anywhere on the internet (although my cousin-in-law always sends me an email on that day). I usually use 1st April as my internet birthday, but didn't here, to avoid this happening.
    So, I say you hang him. You went and bought all these presents for him when it's not even his birthday and you're just going to let it go? Never. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rape his bum with a cactus!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ummmmm, all of the above plus force him to listen to 24 hours of non stop berzerka (sp?), followed by a night moshing with my mates in the local metal club.........only 2 people have survived this treatment..........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by luby
    ummmmm, all of the above plus force him to listen to 24 hours of non stop berzerka

    I think we should make it Jimmy Young, Tony Blackburn and Des O'Connor.

    Followed by forcible watching of back to back episodes of The Orville Show.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    berzerka is pure noise
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think we should wax him all over and then cover him in chilli powder...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Put him in a room with a violent dancing monkey, three knives and a piano.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    put chilli powder between the sheets of his toilet roll ...that'll make the bastard weep.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    ...that'll make the bastard weep.
    in both senses!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bring it on then. I could take all of you! You'll never take me alive!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Bring it on then. I could take all of you! You'll never take me alive!

    :lol::lol:

    Well they are gonna twist ya balls, shove chilli powder all over yer, gonna get waxed and loads more.
    I dont think you will be in any fit state to 'bring it on' :p:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ZOMA is god!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by luby
    berzerka is pure noise

    Have you heard Jimmy Young sing? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by luby
    berzerka is pure noise

    Berzerker. Jesus Christ.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    ZOMA is god!
    zomaaaaa1 THE PEOPLES CHOICE ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Use a hole punch on his knob :p it will be see through! :D

    shave it first the hairs may get stuck :p:D

    Or just leave him alone, he is the one getting older, well at least on paper :confused: oh i have confused myself now! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    make him dogshit warden for lambeth.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nailed to the stake and burnt to death.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun
    Nailed to the stake and burnt to death.
    no klling allowed ...we want this evil git to suffer!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun
    Nailed to the stake and burnt to death.

    a chelsea smile
    a paper cut then sticking aftershave/deoderant on it :(
    meat cleaver taken to the groin
    sawn down the middle with a band saw
    minced up
    then feed to the dogs
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    we reopen beckys bar ...lure him in ...then the mods put the big lock on it ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You lot sure have a fixation about my privates dont you, I mean I know they are impressive but theres no need to be so envious!
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