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Jentina....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
oh dear me :no:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Who? What?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She's this hyper-pikey chick who's just brought out a song.... well, not quite a song but you know what I mean. She's skinny as hell and spends the entire video bouncing up and down like a robot in the middle of the street and writhing around a bollard. And I think she has a pronounciation problem, cos she calls Burberry : Burberraaaay and an SUV an SU Vaaaayy......:rolleyes:

    Actually endless entertainment. Beats most stand up comedians I've ever seen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Butterflykisses
    She's skinny as hell

    this is because she uses up approximately 8000 calories a day carrying all that shitty gold jewellery around.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is this that Bad Ass Stripper song?

    What an awful song. I'm not sure if it's serious or not though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    Is this that Bad Ass Stripper song?

    What an awful song. I'm not sure if it's serious or not though.

    I think you'll find it is......

    Jentina

    :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh god. HAIRY MARY! Yuck. Gorgeous? Looks that stops traffic? How fucking concieted, what a fucking knobjockey. I hope she gets dropped two days into her single being released, daft pikey towny neddy pike. YEAH! Lots of redundant nouns, but she deserves everyone of them. Grr. :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "pikey's? i fucking hate pikey's tommy, you know they aren't to be trusted"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fucking hell :/ I know everyone says the Cheeky Girls etc. are bad, but at least they can (sort-of) hold a tune. What the fuck is this bird all about? Worse yet, some music magazine that was lying around at work said she's gonna be the next big thing and to keep an eye out for her in coming months. What's going on!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    Sounds like genitals. Kind of. Maybe.

    LMAO! Omg I need to use this phrase, this made me tickle :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does anyone else think shes trying to look like Lara Croft in the video?! Stupid pikey bitch can't even sing, she only managed a few verses and a chorus probably because she can't write! I have to say the beat is funky, quite liking that but not her, she needs to get back to her caravan and rob some more little rude girls of their Argos jewellery! :yes:
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    She was on CD:UK this past weekend, and Cat Deeley said she was one to watch.. after hearing the song i was like.....

    :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wish she'd stop sh-shaking her arse and doing pelvic thrusts into the camera. It's not nice. She's pasty-white, and looks like such a twat. Mind you, she was born in a caravan.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ohmygosh
    i opened that site and had headphones on and was like 'ARGHHHHH' what is that horrible noise?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "escalaaaaaaaayde"

    "burberaaaaayyye"

    "st tropaaaaaayyyyyyyeeeee"

    WTF????

    'bad ass strippa?' first class slapper, more like.

    get back to your caravan, you pikey bint
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    Originally posted by paperdoll
    ..WTF????

    'bad ass strippa?' first class slapper, more like.

    get back to your caravan, you pikey bint
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ROFL!

    Westwood is "biggin it up". No surprises there.

    It's a Timberland production. I was shocked and disgusted.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Every few months or so I find out about something like this, and it gets more and more worrying each time. This is appauling.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    ROFL!

    Westwood is "biggin it up". No surprises there.

    It's a Timberland production. I was shocked and disgusted.

    i didn't know that....thats terrible! :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its not a timbaland production, he isnt that desperate.

    anyways, i like the beat, its just when she opens her gyppo mouth it slides downhill at a rate of knots :rolleyes:

    i remember reading an interview - she said, (and i quote) "there's no way im gonna be a one hit wonder, im far too talented. you just watch me"

    her song was a new entry at number 22 this week. in this day and age when any old shite can sell 20 copies and get to number 1, id say that was a mighty big flop.

    its back to the trailer park then!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I honestly thought that this was a novelty/piss take track when I heard it last week! Awful beyond belief.

    Chav-tastic!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by superfly
    its not a timbaland production, he isnt that desperate.

    It probably makes a change from doing another Missy album. And it is because Westwood says so, and while he isn't in the know, he has very good researchers. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well it says its a jimmy douglas production on the website, i dont think they'd get it wrong now would they?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by superfly
    well it says its a jimmy douglas production on the website, i dont think they'd get it wrong now would they?

    I stand corrected. Sorry. :)

    The truth.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you are forgiven, my child. :D
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