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Hope this makes you smile.....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hope this makes you smile.....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with reallemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Hope this makes you smile.....
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    this is rubbish in all honesty.
    i think it every time i see this email!

    (ok so the whole thing does still make me smile)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?"

    Its a somewhat boring answer but there are tasters whose job it is to do that.

    All cat and dog food MUST be fit for human consumption so it is tasted before it is released onto the market.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Nice. Some of those were funny, others really make you wonder... Really, if you're going to murder someone, why sterilise the needle?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol they're good, especially the congress one!
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