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The Last Fling lol

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Two old men feeling they are close to their last days on earth
Decided to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at
the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and
whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll
in each bed. I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. These two are so
old and drunk they won't know the difference."
The two men go up the stairs and take care of their business. As
They are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was
dead!" "Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving
her."His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave her
a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Up to your usual standard.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That joke is older than I am.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Well, I didn't know it! Good one!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Up to your usual standard.

    No thought that was a bit above my usual standard :p

    I laughed at it anyways
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Above your usual standard? Well thats not saying all that much.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Above your usual standard? Well thats not saying all that much.

    I thought it was good. Oh my god, he's a wankface person because his jokes are shit. Well, shiver my timbers. That is not saying all that much about you, petal.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm fairly sure I didnt said he was a 'wankface person' for this joke.

    Doctor Lurve knows that I'm not a huge fan of his brand of "humour", but theres certainly no real malice in my comments.

    (this is my 6000 post)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I'm fairly sure I didnt said he was a 'wankface person' for this joke.

    Doctor Lurve knows that I'm not a huge fan of his brand of "humour", but theres certainly no real malice in my comments.

    (this is my 6000 post)

    Congratulations. I dunno, I thought you were giving him unessecary slander. :\
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll forgive you this time given that your really only just above a Newbie.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I'll forgive you this time given that your really only just above a Newbie.

    Um, I was bebedawl, but had toget a new name as I forgot my password and there was a mix up with emails and stuff. I've been here since October 2002.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would normally find that funny, but not this morning :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    Congratulations. I dunno, I thought you were giving him unessecary slander. :\

    Cheers for kinda sticking up for me but no need,

    As he said no malice in what he is saying, he doesnt like the type of jokes I post here he's entitled to say what he wants.whether its anything personal I dont know and aint really bothered either way.For some reason he still feels the need to throw his twopence in every single time. Anyways a few people found it funny so who cares if others dont like it.

    And tink why whats wrong with you this morning?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep, I dont want you to think I dislike you Doctor Lurve, perhaps I should keep my 'two pence' to myself in future.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    As you said there has never been any malice in what either of us have said to each other,and ive nothing aganist you personally.
    You have made your point so lets just leave it at that and agree to disagree, about my jokes anyways!
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