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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know what you mean by people aggressive thru a certain drink except up here people believe LCL is the worst for violence. we even have saying (Lose Control Lager) dunno if its true. ive been daft with drink far too many times. first time i went to a bar i had 7 pints, was fifteen at the time. now i usually have five to seven. but if i wanna get purely mortal i wud say eight onwards.

    stevie
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm really glad I lost my fondness of binge drinking. I always cringe now whenever I'm watching one of those programmes like Street Crime UK or something and they show all the foolish twats out getting tanked up on a night out and making arses of themselves.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wheneva i watch street crime UK sandbox i laff most of the time and just think thats how me and my mates look when we're out and acting daft. only been arressted twice, first time was bollacks didnt do nothing but my 2nd time i hold my hands up. i got done for drunken disorderly march 19th this year, i would hate to of looked at myself that night, i dunno what went wrong with me but i tell you what is unfair getting kicked 4 times off a police person and i didnt do nothing i was lying on the ground but thats a different story altogether, my point is with drink you can guarantee you have done something daft on it one time so severe that it makes you cringe. sorry for rambling on, yes im drinking and believe it or not its LCL :D my fave hehe

    stevie

    anyone know how i can change my name plz? thx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i knoe a girl who loves manbreasts - not pecks - and she quite fine and we're like 'what when we hear go n bout fat guys'


    her current obsession is black guys who happen to think they pimps



    i can see a pattern forming
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I dont like socialising with people who drink lots of Stella, they frighten me, its an angry beer.

    Out of interest how many pints do you have a week?
    u would hate me it's my fave drink! It tends to just make me hyper but I can get angry! Its world known Stella makes you loopy!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just think ...your very own pair of tits guys ...always with you ...always available ...sadream innit!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    u would hate me it's my fave drink! It tends to just make me hyper but I can get angry! Its world known Stella makes you loopy!!

    I dont mind the stuff for the occassional pint, but more than about 5 or 6 and people just go nuts, they'll lurch about, get all nasty, shout...grim.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We call Stella "Wife Beater", for reasons stated before. I love the stuff though, not all pubs have it on draught around me, which is probably a good thing.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    gordon fucking bennet bonk ...g.
    it's beer for gods sake. men havi been quaffing the stuff forever. there'll be hucking health warnings on my pint next!
    beans are cancerous. i know ...don't breath the air eat the food or drink the water.
    beer is about celebrating not being fucking health concious.
    your fore fathers will be turning in their graves.


    We only used to drink beer because the fermentation process killed all the germs making it safe to drink.
    In Asia they drank tea for the same reason. Due to clean water supples we have no real need to drink at all except to get pissed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, thats why many in the Far East need very small doses of alcohol to get intoxicated because their ansestors have not evolved with alcohol and they do not have the enzyme needed.

    Also to compare it with the beer of yester-year doesnt work, even beer of 30 years ago wasnt as strong as the beer we have now. And when it was drunk for clean water it was not above 1 or 2% vol.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    have u noticed the increase in the number of girls drinking pints now?? Its seems to be the latest cool thing to do...and most of them sit there looking kinda sick staring at their pint wishing it to dissapear....

    That new carling extra cold is quite nice, i dont really like beer much but the extra cold one is yummy on a hot day :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Yes, thats why many in the Far East need very small doses of alcohol to get intoxicated because their ansestors have not evolved with alcohol and they do not have the enzyme needed.

    ive got a chinese friend who after one pint turns red and very very pissed :lol: oh the fun we have with him....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont drink in pubs that often, theres a tapas bar near me, its good to have a few nibbles with your drinks. Either that or I'll just have mates over to my place or go to theirs.

    And I have a horror of 'piss beers'. Stella, Carling, Fosters...all as bad as each other.
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