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Bring Heskey Home

JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
Can you all please pledge 99p to bring Emile Heskey home from Portugal.

Donate Here

(Yes this perhaps should be in Sport, but thats for serious stuff, none of this funny shit)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, thas cool! and puurrleeeease send him home!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is there not a limit on the amount of lard you're allowed to bring back into the country?

    Customs are gonna have a field day :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    His legs are made of springs (why else would he either spend ages on the floor or swing his leg into people), so maybe we could give him a less springy pair, rather than bringing him home?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    England's going home, you're going home, you're going home, you're going, England's going home!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    England's going home, you're going home, you're going home, you're going, England's going home![/SIZE]

    :lol::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kieran, you realise that when we married i made sure you took english nationality....


    you might have been high...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sometimes I really wish I was Scottish.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by paperBprincess
    kieran, you realise that when we married i made sure you took english nationality....


    you might have been high...

    is that possible?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sure. in the same way it's possible for me to marry someone i've never met
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Capacity
    Sometimes I really wish I was Scottish.
    Why? To make your arse-licking easier? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    Why? To make your arse-licking easier? :p

    I wish you were Scottish ;(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
    I wish you were Scottish ;(
    For the last time Craig, I'm not into rimming. :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    For the last time Craig, I'm not into rimming. :|

    Eh? :/

    I was meaning more the, y'know, hundreds upon hundreds of miles inbetween us :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
    Eh? :/

    I was meaning more the, y'know, hundreds upon hundreds of miles inbetween us :|
    Oh :(


    :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    Why? To make your arse-licking easier? :p

    No. So that people can recognise my sarcasm. ;p
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