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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Oh my god... last night i had my lil book of 100 sex postions out near my comp lol- dont ask why and suprisly it was nothing dirty :confused: ..anyway... stupid me laft it at the side of my comp last night and who walked in the morning..my mum!!!But she never said anything so hopefully she didnt see it.. i darent look at her anymore!!:blush:

What have you left out/around etc and realized when it was too late?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol poor you :lol: .

    I haven't really left anything like that around and realised till it was too late. Although I remember a time when I had a box of tampons on my bed and my little brother found them and when my sister told him what they were he ran a mile.lol. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My sister used to have a witches mask I was really scared of, frightened the shit out of me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ~*STRESSED*~
    I don't usually go leaving things around but I remember when I was little when I went into my parents bedrroom and there was a used condom on the bedside cabinet from the night before and I was like "oooo whats that and whats all that wierd stuff innit?", lol, I'll never forget how embarassed the pair of em looked! :lol:

    Awww.. mine would have to be similer to that.. I left a used....and well I don't know if anyone found it or not..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    Awww.. mine would have to be similer to that.. I left a used....and well I don't know if anyone found it or not..

    I thought you was a virgin.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    I thought you was a virgin.

    I think most people WAS...

    Yus.. I lost it..:blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    I think most people WAS...

    Yus.. I lost it..:blush:

    I meant were, i am having a bad day.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i once left a rolled $bill on a table and my dad gave it back to me. i dont own anything that would warrent real embaressement though. cuz i am a pure angel.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I keep a condom in my wallet 'just in case' and the other day my dad was looking for some money, so I tossed him my wallet saying he could borrow some of mine... then quickly grabbed it back as I remembered. "Ooops I hide the notes quite deep inside" I said as an excuse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i sleep naked, and when it gets back i roll back the covers. and sometimes my mum wakes me up early. but normally i just pull my covers over me and go back to sleep lol.

    ive also left a porn mag open on the floor :p lol my mum has 'selective vision' - don't see anything she doesn't wnt to see lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Age 15 i left a load of rizla, sealer bags, baccy etc out on the side in my room which my mum has a habit of snooping around in when i'm not in and not telling me, and i left a pipe in my bag once... ummm i had like 200 empty beer cans and a few pieces of cardboard from crates under my bed when my mum didn't know i drunk. Oops.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I left a copy of FHM in the downstairs toile. My mum brought it back to my room, but not before quoting the Ladies Confessions section.

    I can still hear my mum saying "doggy style" and "throbbing cock" in my head. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    I left a copy of FHM in the downstairs toile. My mum brought it back to my room, but not before quoting the Ladies Confessions section.

    I can still hear my mum saying "doggy style" and "throbbing cock" in my head. :(

    :( poor poor you. i'm surprised you didn't go deaf after that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    I left a copy of FHM in the downstairs toile. My mum brought it back to my room, but not before quoting the Ladies Confessions section.

    I can still hear my mum saying "doggy style" and "throbbing cock" in my head. :(

    That's fantastic. I'm gonna remember that for when I have testosterone-filled teenage sons. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    I can still hear my mum saying "doggy style" and "throbbing cock" in my head. :( [/B]

    :( How much phsychiological treatment have you recieved for that? Hopefully a lot, thats horrible :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lil Laura
    That's fantastic. I'm gonna remember that for when I have testosterone-filled teenage sons. :thumb:

    Why would you do that? WHY?

    Do you have any idea of the consequences?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    Why would you do that? WHY?

    Because I'm that mean and nasty. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    my mum is that embarrassing.

    my parents both volunteer at a hospice. my dad does a few things, and my mum stuffs envelopes. last christmas, they bribed my dad into being santa at the christmas party. (which was funny enough in itself if you know my dad).

    anyway, one night my mother was a little the worse for wear, and they were discussing this, and before me knew it, my mum got a little the worse for wear, and she was telling everyone how she stuffs santa every night.

    :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio

    I can still hear my mum saying "doggy style" and "throbbing cock" in my head. :(

    :lol: Reminds me of the time my partner wanted me to do something (non sexual) for him and I said, "I gave you a good blowjob this morning, what more do you want?!" What I didn't realise was that my 13 year old son, who had hitherto been upstairs had very quietly crept down and just entered the room as I spoke. I collapsed in a fit of the giggles and he quietly backed out of the door! The look of sheer, frozen horror on his face is something I will never forget.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe once when I was on holiday i was sittin in the nightclub bit, and my dad came over to talk to me, leant over and a condom fell out of his pocket lol. We laughed it off, was quite amusing... but then i had the image in my head of him n mum having sex on the beach...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    24 bottles of smirnoff ice under my bed. my feeder cd :p which my mum teased my for ages about. oh and my razor blades which got me in real trouble. plus mum found a lump in my pocket which she said- luby it's not good to wash things with stuff in your pocket. and porn my comp which SOMEONE sent me....tututut, you know who you are....:naughty:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    When my cousin was younger, he used to come home while I was at school and empty the drawers of my bedside table. Once I returned from school and found a paper of naked women drawings I'd made on the table. I'm guessing it was left out of the drawer by my aunt, but she never said anything. I began to hide them better though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    :lol: Reminds me of the time my partner wanted me to do something (non sexual) for him and I said, "I gave you a good blowjob this morning, what more do you want?!" What I didn't realise was that my 13 year old son, who had hitherto been upstairs had very quietly crept down and just entered the room as I spoke. I collapsed in a fit of the giggles and he quietly backed out of the door! The look of sheer, frozen horror on his face is something I will never forget.

    :lol:

    your poor son! lol, i'd hate to hear my mum say that to someone, id have horrible visions! *shudders*
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by *TiNK*
    your poor son! lol, i'd hate to hear my mum say that to someone, id have horrible visions! *shudders*
    I'd like that to happen actually. She needs a man. Maybe she'd leave me alone a bit.
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