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erections at work

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
When yer sittin at yer desk and your pants begin to rise
You only itched yer balls but yer staffs got a big surprise
Sometimes I think my cock gets hard just because its bored
My boss yells "can I see you please" I stand and say Oh my LORD!

Work wood work wood why do you occur
Work wood work wood you come and go like a blur

All I want to do it shift my legs from left to right
Then suddenly I got a chubber I fear will last all night
A bluge in my pants I try to hide with my shirt
Then it throbs, pulses, and starts to ache and hurt

Work wood work wood now is not the time
Work wood work wood its not cool, its a crime

I'm just sittin here posting on theSite and BAM
Underneath my desk I hear a noise its a booby man ham
I can't stand up, can't relieve myself proppa
So I right a work wood rhyme cause I'm the lyrical deuce droppa

Work wood work wood its time for you to go
Work wood work wood now is not the time for a show



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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    That was so lame I'm almost lost for words.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man ham?

    Oh dear.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have the same problem :<
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    I have the same problem :<

    You probably have bigger balls. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Well I found it really funny hahaha!:D That was quite good actually, small things..small minds..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jellygirl
    :lol: Well I found it really funny

    Think you might be the only one! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    Think you might be the only one! :p

    i did too... :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, there has to be someone to prove me wrong I guess. :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am glad to be female.
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