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Lad touchin up ma bird

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
A Lad was touchin up ma brid in skool sum1 i know. And she was laffin!! wot shud i do finish wit her? punch the lad who was doin it?? or do nout??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sheeeesh.

    Does this look like a mobile phone screen to you? Drop the text talk.

    As for the answer, it depends.

    If by 'touching up' you mean he had his hands down her knickers, and she was okay about it and encouraging him, then yes, finish it.

    If by 'touching up' you mean he put his arm round her or similar then you should stop being so jealous.

    If by 'touching up' you mean this guy was grabbing at her, and she didn't know what to do except to try to defuse the situation by turning it into a joke, and laughing (nervously) until the twat could get his hormones back under control then you should talk to her and be supportive, and make sure she feels that you will protect her, without being possesive.

    If the third one is the case, then make sure that you also warn him off, if she did not welcome his attentions. Let him know that if he ever again gropes up any woman (not just your girlfriend) without her express permission, while in your company, you'll make him regret it big time.

    Which brings me to the final point:

    Your bird?

    Have you got documents of ownership?

    She's not an object to be owned, she's a person of freewill who is with you because (and only for as long as) she wants to be with you. If you treat her with due respect and always speak of her as someone free rather than someone owned, your relationship will last longer and run deeper.

    [ 22-05-2002: Message edited by: Black_Knight ]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ::deciphers txtCode::

    does she flap and squawk?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yo, She MA bird get yo own bitch yah mutha.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well if you think of her only as "ma bird" I hope she sees sense and dumps you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by openup:
    <STRONG>Well if you think of her only as "ma bird" I hope she sees sense and dumps you.</STRONG>

    damn right
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think you need to do something, not doing anything would let her think its okay to do that to other boys.

    I think by touching her up you mean the bloke had his hand on her tits rite? and she let him

    or do you mean
    If by 'touching up' you mean he had his hands down her knickers, and she was okay about it and encouraging him, then yes, finish it.

    (if she letting him to that to her at school she a slut!!)

    Doesn't really matter what one it is, she still let it happened and she knows your at her school right, so its going to get to you throght the 'Grapevine'. I think she a silly little girl who you be better off getting rid of for good

    As for beating this boy up, No need to go that far but a word in his ear saying you ain't happy may not go a miss, Its wrong to fight but you can't let people walk over you

    And please try and lay of the Txt talk, it hurts the eyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMFAO.

    Sorry, I just think it's hilarious how someone like this can actually expect our sympathy and advice. He's obviously quite monumentally illiterate, he has no respect for others, and he's so far up himself the stars are jealous. Worse, he has no reason to be.

    So listen boyo, my advice to you would be to forget "ya bird" and go on a bit of a reforming streak. Y'know, make yourself into a nice respectable kinda guy, a quick wit, clothes that don't leave room for confusion with a tent etc. Then go out and find a girl, perferably one with a whip, and go and get some sense knocked into.

    Mofo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd dump her, smack him, but that would be me, I'm a tidy bloke :P
    So listen boyo

    Boyo? hehe, you been listening to us welshies for too long <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Phil <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I'd confront her about it if I was you, remember that it takes two to tango! If she was laughing then she had no problems with him doing it to her, so the other bloke isn't the only one to blame.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If anyone called me "ma bird" i'd beat their ass in! <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So try asking her what "the go" is.... if she thinks it was ok, she either thinks of you as just another of the lads, or she would like you to find someone else as she was having some fun with her new friend...

    I don't think calling some one "ma bird" even in the vernacular is what I would call "kosher jive" - you're not a despot or a godfather, so no one belongs to you ar per definition of slave/possesion..

    Had you approached the problem here with " a school aquaintance was discovered with his hands all over my girlfirend and she seemed to be enjoying it, what should I do?" I'm sure you would have met with better and more considered advice
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k:
    <STRONG>If anyone called me "ma bird" i'd beat their ass in! <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    Ditto lol.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Alistair:
    <STRONG>Yo, She MA bird get yo own bitch yah mutha.</STRONG>

    LOL <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Another one of these wannabe Rudeboys who is probably far away livin on a Farm, carin for the animals and just about caught Ali g on Meridian.. no offence to thos who have that but how can u offer advice to this chump, he deserves to be dumped hard...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry i didnt realise that you all judge people just by the way they rite things!if ny of you live in the north east then near enuf every1 calls there girlfreinds "ME BIRD" so im sorry if i offend anyone, im not asking you to read what im seyin and pick thru it with a fine toothpick until u find sumit wrong with it. it was a simple question do a smack him or not!!! and u had to twist things, ure worse than me bloody mam for gods sake!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im messin about with you Bruv.. this is the Internet,im cool wit that and i know what you mean... if i was you right, id talk to your girl and ask her about who he is and if she felt offended by him or she felt uncomfortable... this has to be a serious conversation tho yeh cos if it looks like your trying to get summin out of her she wont be happy, just ask out of curiousity what he was doing and see what she says, she mite come floodin out with it or keep it under wraps, either way ull be able to tell a little from her reaction to that what it was about.. but if he properly touched her up and she didnt mind, in my books id teach him to keep his hands to himself by slappin him about a bit... mind you thats just my opinion. Up to you mate.

    Peace <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    [ 24-05-2002: Message edited by: Disco Harmony ]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Like A Dream:
    Sorry I didn't realise that you all judge people just by the way they write things![ ]if any of you live in the north east then near enough everyone calls their girlfriends "ME BIRD" so I'm sorry if I offend anyone, I'm not asking you to read what I'm saying and pick through it with a fine toothpick until you find something wrong with it. It was a simple question do I smack him or not?! And you had to twist things [around], you're worse than my bloody mam [sic: colloquialism] for God's sake!

    Sorry, you said something?

    Not to mention a fine toothpick? What's that, handcrafted from quality pine?

    [Edited for Vox's corrections, the fucking pedant <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">]

    [ 25-05-2002: Message edited by: Turtle ]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
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    Sorry, you said something?

    Not to mention a fine toothpick? What's that, handcrafted from quality pine?

    [ 24-05-2002: Message edited by: Turtle ]</STRONG>

    I love you darling!!! You make me laugh so much.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think he wanted to know whether to punch someone.

    That's a daft question.

    No.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hes only 14.. gettin himself into worries already... Dang!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    <STRONG>

    Sorry, you said something?

    Not to mention a fine toothpick? What's that, handcrafted from quality pine?

    [ 24-05-2002: Message edited by: Turtle ]</STRONG>

    You misused an apostrophe in your correction Turtle!! <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="redface.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    He had "calls there girlfreinds "ME BIRD"" which you changed to "calls their girlfriend's "ME BIRD"". How could you do this?

    Pluralising apostrophes...I don't know... <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Edited to add:

    You also didn't pick up his failure to use an apostrophe in "for God's sake". Did you ever learn apostrophe use? <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    [ 25-05-2002: Message edited by: Vox populi, vox Dei ]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Y not thrw acid in face + chp lads dck off
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pantgasm:
    <STRONG>Y not thrw acid in face + chp lads dck off</STRONG>

    Or perhaps chop your arms off, in case you ever try to post anything ever again. Ever.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mine? why?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gosh, I'll be in big trubb if it was me you meant, coz I did post again, didn't I!! ooooops!....eek! twice now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pantgasm:
    <STRONG>Gosh, I'll be in big trubb if it was me you meant, coz I did post again, didn't I!! ooooops!....eek! twice now</STRONG>

    PLease, please, please tell me you are joking. "big trubb"????
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Vox populi, vox Dei:
    <STRONG>

    Or perhaps chop your arms off, in case you ever try to post anything ever again. Ever.</STRONG>

    with a blunt fork
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You really are sad.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is it that important to care at 14?

    Dont worry there must be plenty more birds in Darlington Youth club...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Like A Dream:
    <STRONG>if ny of you live in the north east then near enuf every1 calls there girlfreinds "ME BIRD" </STRONG>

    Hmm. I live in the north east and you my dear are an embarrassment to the place.

    If my boyfriend called me his 'bird' or anything remotely similar save in jest, he would get a smack! I don't know anyone who calls their girlfriend their 'bird' including my 15 year old brother.

    Also, your use of the english language is appalling. You don't actually have to write the same way you talk you know,. it is allowed. We guess you have a regional accent, you don't have to prove it with your silly banter.
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