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straw?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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the stuff you have on farms, what is it? where does it come from?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's the stalks of corn or wheat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nice one.
    what is it's purpose?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    nice one.
    what is it's purpose?

    on farms people use it for animal beds. it's warm, and it's quite cheap.

    you can also use it for small animals, but it has a nasty habit of poking them in the eyes.

    and foreign people like to make donkeys out of it :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    nice one.
    what is it's purpose?

    It's part of the plant that's not needed. It can be used to feed animals. Or for bedding and stuff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Very useful information - Yet curious why it was asked in the first place?! Boredom perhaps! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    she was probably just testing that we do actually know everything.

    :p
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Infinite
    Or for bedding and stuff.

    Good for shagging in. I've had a few moments with some lucky equestrian ladies when I used to work on the farm. :naughty:

    Or it;s good to kip on when you can't make it all the way home from the pub. I've woken up in barns on several saturday and sunday mornings.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Skive
    Good for shagging in. I've had a few moments with some lucky equestrian ladies when I used to work on the farm. :naughty:

    Or it;s good to kip on when you can't make it all the way home from the pub. I've woken up in barns on several saturday and sunday mornings.

    I'd be terrified of a stray stalk going up the..........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Infinite
    I'd be terrified of a stray stalk going up the..........

    Why? you can just take it out again and carry on...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Why? you can just take it out again and carry on...

    It would sting like buggery! The ends of straw are pretty sharp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's also used to thatch roofs.

    Farmers store it the summer so they can feed it to the animals in Winter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Infinite
    It would sting like buggery! The ends of straw are pretty sharp.

    See i didnt think of that....Well urm..if your going to have sex in the hay have a blanket under you...maybe..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be more worried about the lovely little farm mice that like to make nests in it! :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sex on straw?!??!

    OWwwwww! :o:o:o

    That hurts! - or at least I think so! Now freshly mowen grass.... now that is nice!

    FO
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    still better than getting cuts and sctratchs from hard straw.....

    maybe its all pesonal preferance!

    FO
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by byny


    Farmers store it the summer so they can feed it to the animals in Winter.
    no ...thats hay ...or grass thats been turned into silage.
    straw aint food.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    silage? Now that is something I woudn't want to roll around in too much! Nice:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by funkyone
    sex on straw?!??!

    OWwwwww! :o:o:o

    That hurts! - or at least I think so! Now freshly mowen grass.... now that is nice!

    FO

    every time i read FO I think you're telling me to fuck off :p, then I saw your name. Anyway, damn you skive! I want a posh horse girl :(. Where are they available from? I feel neglected!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    POsh horse girls are available from all good outlets.......

    (other horse girls are availble)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by funkyone
    POsh horse girls are available from all good outlets.......

    (other horse girls are availble)

    Will sleep better, knowing that :rolleyes:

    To think this thread started, by just asking where straw came from and what it was used for...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well lets put it down to darwins theory of evolution - - - it applies to threads as well as people!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by funkyone
    well lets put it down to darwins theory of evolution - - - it applies to threads as well as people!


    obviously.

    Straw and it's purposes to mail order equestrian brides

    it's an easy link to make
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