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i'm in fashion!
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girls in mullets is not nice why dear god why?
You're in fashion?
Gatecrashing fashion shows again?
i was magicaly transformed into a fashion guru by the mods ...the nearest understanding i ever had of fasion meant not shaving regular.
NOW? ...i'm on the fashion pages of the site.org ...the mods have obviously spotted my design talents ...which i never knew i had till the great mods made it shine.
NEXT? ...i'm going to redesign the string vest ...
oh thank god the mullet craze hasn't come this far yet (except for your stylish white trash). i am saved.
White trash have always worn mullets. Thats how they attract a mate. Combining a mullet with a muscle shirt is the ultimate in trailer park manliness. A mullet turns any poor white boy into a sexual tyrannosaurus.
haha now that made me laugh, that could not have been said more acuratly. but you can't forget that the look of a womans mullet and how saggy her boobs are under the tube top measures their sexyness.
more red wine then.
Don't forget the skin tight leopard print leggings and Molly Hatcher t-shirts. Nothing screams sex more than a woman who knows how to dress. Bucket of fried chicken optional. Perm mandatory.