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What girls really mean

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
An insight into what girls really mean...by me:

'I love you' - I saw a nice top yesterday that id really like you to buy me.

'I want you back' - No one else wants me and i need someone or something.

'I do still care for you' - That tops still there and i really want it soon.

'I really wish i had a nice bloke' - No i really dont mean that, i want a pikey whos gona cheat on me and sleep with my best mate cos i like well'ard blokes

'Your just a friend' - and an ugly boring friend at that

'I really like you' - So you have a Gold card with no over draft limit?

'Dont change yourself' - Cos then i may actually fancie you and want you, and we cant have that now can we.

'I find you attractive but id never go out with you' - I think he believed me, im such a good liar.

'I hate blokes cheating on me and dumping me, i wish i had someone that told me they loved me and things' - At the end of the day i only wana shag a bloke with a large dick.

'Your to nice' - Your no way good enough for me, cos i only go for high class pikeys.

'I didnt mean to hurt you' - God i hate emotional guilt stuff.

'Your smothering me' - Id rather have a pikey bloke who beats me up

'But i love him' - Im a stupid immature girl who thibnks shes big and mature, but really im just a stupid idiot who thinks baseball cap wearing blokes are gods gift to the world

'I only go out with older blokes cos they are more mature' - im not that mature, but id like to try and be more mature, but i cant be seen with a bloke my age, which is the most mature thing ever.

'im very picky about blokes' im gay.

Ok, a very bitter topic, but one where everything is 'funny' because it is true. Im sure a nice girl who posts here will make a similar topic about blokes, which'll be funny to, the only difference being is that mine is the truth because of the bitter relationships i have and the way im always hurt by the people i thought cared about me the most. Theirs will be just a cheap dig at blokes. I thank you.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> I liked ure post, keep em coming! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well........this gave me my first laugh of the night. I thought that what was writen was extremly funny. But did you not stop to think that the girl who said this to you was perhaps in love with you, wanted you back, really liked you as you are, finds you attractive or thoght that you are nice but didnt mean to hurt you? <IMG SRC="cool.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The funniest humor is real.

    Thats real...we've heard it all before, and everyone falls for it the first time <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NeoNero you are the one who sent me that private notice thingy werent ya! I would reply but i dunno how! x <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HERE HERE, EVERYTHING IN THAT IS TRUE THATS GREAT MORE LIKE THAT PLEASE

    BEST LAUGH I HAVE HAD IN AGES
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey guys say those kinda things too!!!!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol @ NeoNero, its seem to be ture, i get all that crap too all the time, But NeoNero you could always change and become what you hate....a pikey!!

    Yes leese blokes are like that two!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i liked your post very funny!
    luv charnz x
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