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Adopt a newbie??

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I'd be more than happy to mentor anyone who fancied it, just because if we dont then z0ma's going to get his ugly claws in them and there's no going back from that.

    Who would have ever thought that jealousy could reduce a fully grown man to this? :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If your talking about your shit eating pig dog ugly cat again, how can I be jealous when you will NOT show us a picture?!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    Doctor Lurve to be my Mentor - Enough Said :p

    And why so?

    What ever would you like to be tutored on my dear?
    :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm sure you got a few tricks up your leave you would like to show me - would you not?! :flirt:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well im sure I could teach and show you a thing or three-
    Thats if you'd be willing to learn sometime? :flirt:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    Doctor Lurve to be my Mentor - Enough Said :p

    I'd agree with that one... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    Well im sure I could teach and show you a thing or three-
    Thats if you'd be willing to learn sometime? :flirt:

    Now there's an offer I can't refuse - :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can i be adopted by a group of daves? please? It would be a dream come true.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    Now there's an offer I can't refuse - :p

    Well there is competition now for my mentoring-
    Grab your coat, some feathers, some babyoil your scholl uniform including ties and lets get you started!

    Baby bear wait your turn I will cum for you eventually ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey everyone,

    I want to be adopted! I know most of the net lang. anyway but i liek the thought of a more mature person taking control of me....


    could be fun x :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd wanna be adopted by Becky or Kaffrin.

    And I'd love to adopt a newbie...although they'd probably be immediately hated :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Can i be adopted by a group of daves? please? It would be a dream come true.

    if more Dave's join me, we could addopt u, cuz im not a group on my own :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm, adopting newbies.
    Do I get a choice in who I want to be my mentor?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    addooopt meh ;[
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sickboy
    addooopt meh ;[

    k ;x
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh..i want to be mentored!!
    admittedly id just spend the whole time PMing and so probably annoying whoever it was, but i'm new!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I shall adopt Byny, shes my biatch now!:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If I was a newbie I'd want me as a mentor.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wouldn't want to mentor anyone, i'm happily sinking into internet retirement/obscurity where no-one knows me. Anyway i'd only introduce them to swearing and sarcasm.

    I however might need a mentor i think although i'd need the most sarcastic bastar* on the site just help me freshen up my skills.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ummmm i like the idea of mentoring someone
    btw mother goose has no internet anymore :(

    so newbies PM me
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I tried to PM you a while ago and you'd stopped the function, I felt rejected and dejected, thrown away like a piece of old rubbish, till a spotty man from outer space came and sprinkled magic dust on me...then I became Super Ted.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I tried to PM you a while ago and you'd stopped the function, I felt rejected and dejected, thrown away like a piece of old rubbish, till a spotty man from outer space came and sprinkled magic dust on me...then I became Super Ted.

    been smoking??

    yeah sorry about that, i was trying to turn off the mailer, which won't turn off....and did that instead.....opps

    super ted, god that brings back memories.........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I didnt think you were old enough to know Super Ted, I saw him live once, he flew over the head and everything, it is possibly the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I didnt think you were old enough to know Super Ted, I saw him live once, he flew over the head and everything, it is possibly the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me.

    i used to love watching super ted.....i had super ted vitamins
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello :tokenwavingsmiley:
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