omg

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someone come round my house right now
there is the hugest spider EVER

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Omg. Get the broom and squish it.

*shudders*

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Originally posted by Young and sexy
Omg. Get the broom and squish it.

*shudders*

You can't kill them! Bad things will happen!:nervous:

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sod off im not getting off the chair

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Re: omg

Originally posted by rockerchick
someone come round my house right now
there is the hugest spider EVER

Stop being a soft shite








says her who has been known to phone her friend who lives next door to come round and kill a spider

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Originally posted by Young and sexy
Omg. Get the broom and squish it.

*shudders*

Pussy

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Ugh...is it moving its legs in that creeeeepy way?

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Originally posted by rockerchick
sod off im not getting off the chair

arghhhhhhhh watch out its about to bite yer leg off

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Originally posted by Young and sexy
Ugh...is it moving its legs in that creeeeepy way?

it so is
and when i go over to kill it it waves at me so i run back over here

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Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
Pussy

Now is neither the time nor place for that, Craig.

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Originally posted by Young and sexy
Now is neither the time nor place for that, Craig.

So dirty minded

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Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
So dirty minded

meanie :*(

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Originally posted by rockerchick
meanie :*(

Good god woman, go get a glass and a bit of paper, put the glass over it then put the paper under the glass. Jesus

Or if you're a man, pick it up

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Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
Good god woman, go get a glass and a bit of paper, put the glass over it then put the paper under the glass. Jesus

Actually, I would just like to say, theres no way I'd ever let myself get close enough to a spider to do that.

Thats why the broom works...just stretch it across the floor...

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Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
Good god woman, go get a glass and a bit of paper, put the glass over it then put the paper under the glass. Jesus

Or if you're a man, pick it up

i dont have a glass that big

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Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
Good god woman, go get a glass and a bit of paper, put the glass over it then put the paper under the glass. Jesus

Or if you're a man, pick it up

Phil Jupitus Spider Bit!:hyper:

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Talking of unwanted guests we had to evict 2 mice from our garage... They didnt pay any rent but they had the cheek to leave shit all over our floor :mad:

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just stay were you are and scream!!

i ran out my room when one fell in my window i woke my dad up at 3 in the morning to kill it!! it was huge!!


is your door open? if so get them to come in and kill it, or throw ure keys out your nearest window for your mate to come in and kill it:)

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Re: omg

Originally posted by rockerchick
someone come round my house right now
there is the hugest spider EVER

was today by any chance ...your first time when the sun realy showed her face over that great town since you been ther?
was it a great fresh air ...the fun is on it's way kinda day?
i hope so ...if not ...a song coes to mind that you may or may not know ...'here comes the sun ...'

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Re: Re: omg

Originally posted by morrocan roll
was today by any chance ...your first time when the sun realy showed her face over that great town since you been ther?
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nope it wasnt
the sun shines lots *nods* when ya comin 2 visit me rollypolly?

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I love spiders n all creepy animals pick it up ya wuss..

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I saw a BIG, MASSIVE , no it was HUGE bee today, I ran like fluck away from it

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I work with plenty of human snakes what shall i do with them?

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this is exactly why those long bendy bits on hoovers were invented. you don't even have to get that close.

and if you have a dyson you can watch it spin to its doom. most satisfying.

:yes:

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Originally posted by kaffrin
this is exactly why those long bendy bits on hoovers were invented. you don't even have to get that close.

and if you have a dyson you can watch it spin to its doom. most satisfying.

:yes:

That is so evil

Giant spiders will have their revenge some day, with their 8 dyson's sucking people up.

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Originally posted by Renzokuken
That is so evil

Giant spiders will have their revenge some day, with their 8 dyson's sucking people up.

What're you? The spiders spokes person all of a sudden?

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Originally posted by kaffrin
this is exactly why those long bendy bits on hoovers were invented. you don't even have to get that close.

and if you have a dyson you can watch it spin to its doom. most satisfying.

:yes:

My god.. your... Evil... poor spiders.. I hope in my next life I ain't no spider in your house..

It's a living thing... MURDERER.... I love spiders there luvvvvvvly.

R.I.P little spider dude/dudette

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kaffrin good idea but the spiders on the door to get out to the hoover now
and emzy lmao hehe

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Originally posted by Hellfire


R.I.P little spider dude/dudette

it isnt dead yet

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if i had too many legs and ran in a freaky manner, i'd want to be hoovered up too.

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thanks to a super duper 750ml bottle of hairspray and a trusty rockport mr spider and one of his smaller friends have gone to spider heaven i have thrown the remains outside the front door to hopefully teach his friends a lesson not to come in my fuckin house.