Stupid breakups

Former Member

I know it's the wrong forum but hay.

I was chatting to a mate and him and his Gf broke up because they argued about who loved each other to much..

now whats the most pathetic reason you ended/have been dumped for and whats the funnyest reason you heard for a relationship to end for.

Former Member

Originally posted by Aspartame
So move it to the right forum, you little bastard! :mad:

I agree, wholeheartedly.

This is for the relationships forum:yeees:

Former Member

Sorry, To lazy.. ( plus it would help if I knew how, so how do you move a thread?)

White Noise

Originally posted by Rude_boyz
Sorry, To lazy.. ( plus it would help if I knew how, so how do you move a thread?)

bribe it with sweets?

Former Member

Originally posted by Rude_boyz
Sorry, To lazy.. ( plus it would help if I knew how, so how do you move a thread?)

Too lazy? Its about 1 cm away from this on a screen. You dont. you delete it and make a new one in the right place.

Former Member

Originally posted by Renzokuken
you delete it and make a new one in the right place.

or you could just delete it.

Former Member

Originally posted by kaffrin
or you could just delete it.

i support this idea instead

Former Member

Originally posted by Renzokuken
i support this idea instead

and i support that supportion.

Former Member

:mad: Too lazy to move it but not too lay to post more crap in the thread in the wrong forum :rolleyes:

Former Member

You don't really do yourself any favours do you :yeees: :rolleyes:

Former Member

silly boy.

Former Member

Re: Stupid breakups

Originally posted by Rude_boyz
I know it's the wrong forum but hay.

I was chatting to a mate and him and his Gf broke up because they argued about who loved each other to much..

now whats the most pathetic reason you ended/have been dumped for and whats the funnyest reason you heard for a relationship to end for.

Every fucking thread you make always starts off with "I know this is the wrong forum, but hey..."

Stop being a dick, and post it in the right forum in the first fucking place. It's not hard, dumbass. And when you say you're too lazy...what the fuck? It's not as if the relationships forum is downstaris or around the fucking corner, it's two clicks away from this forum. No one is that lazy, you cock.

Former Member

Lazy Bastard. But if he deleted it we'd all lose a precious post...
Might as well answer the question though. I'm not really sure why me and my girlfriend broke up, there, thats a stupid reason.

Former Member

i would just like to take this moment to point out that i have a thread in 'travel' forum.. except no-ones fucking read it yet coz no-one goes in there!!! hmph

Former Member

Originally posted by Aspartame
Go to any bit. And annoy the french people.

Are you encouraging her to annoy a whole country of people?!


I like it :yes:

Former Member

i went to this place, paris i think possibly in a park maybe, i dont remember, but they had some kick ass crepes, i swear to you i bought lik 5 in a 2 hour period. just could not get enough and now i want some... going thru withdrawls :crazyeyes :crazyeyes

Former Member

Originally posted by Aspartame
Indeed I am.

There's a french person in my house and she's annoying.
*sigh* I might try and shut her in bin, then the bin lorry will take her away.

dont forget to take picutes.

Former Member

Originally posted by Aspartame
Indeed I am.

There's a french person in my house and she's annoying.
*sigh* I might try and shut her in bin, then the bin lorry will take her away.

Sounds like a plan. But before you do, wirte up a contract claiming that you own her, then force her to sign it. Then break her arm, put her in the bin and sue the bin folk for criminal damage to your property :thumb:

Former Member

Originally posted by Aspartame
I might try and shut her in bin, then the bin lorry will take her away.

omg! your bin men take your bins away??!?


*is moving to bradford*

Former Member

yeah, we have lots of wheelie bins. we had two, which was right for a house of 4. but they didn't empty them for weeks, and when we rang up the council, they just brought us another bin.

so now we have 3 wheelie bins and a smelly back yard.

Former Member

Originally posted by kaffrin
yeah, we have lots of wheelie bins. we had two, which was right for a house of 4.

hmmm... we have 2 wheelie bins for a house of 11:eek2:

Former Member

Originally posted by lipsy
hmmm... we have 2 wheelie bins for a house of 11:eek2:

that's because leeds city council is budget.

JsT

Originally posted by kaffrin
that's because leeds city council is budget.

Yes, its because Leeds City Council is shite.

JsT

I propose we all trash this thread with shite on the grounds that it will be deletd and/or closed in the morning.

:yes:

Former Member

Originally posted by Aspartame
So move it to the right forum, you little bastard! :mad:

lmfao

Former Member

Originally posted by Aspartame

Then roll the wheely bins

one drunken night someone grabbed me and stuffed me in a wheely bin...little twat he was

JsT

Originally posted by Aspartame
Bins are a good start

We could get all the shite art from the corn exchange and put it in wheely bins.

Then roll the wheely bins to lancashite (careful not to actually enter the place).

We are meant to be getting green bins for recycling purposes :yes:

I reckon as well as putting the 'art' in the bin, that the bizarre woman selling the 'art' should also be placed in a bin and rolled into to the North Sea, or under a bus.

Former Member

Originally posted by Aspartame
Did they wheel you down the road?

yes he did :mad:

and i couldnt get out lmao, god when i was young and daft eh
mind im still daft just no longer young

Former Member

Some one once tried to convince me to get into a trolley when I was drunk, I declined. Just reminded me of getting wheeled down the road... Yeah then they pushed the trolley and it almost hit a car:rolleyes: Cretins.

Former Member

At least you've all got wheelie bins... Birmingham City council haven't got round to that sort of thing yet, we still have to put out our bin bags on the pavement once a week... and they wonder why Brum's full of rats... :rolleyes:

Former Member

I'm so shocked by the bins thing! We have green recycling boxes which are collected every month and the bin men come every week? does this not happen everywhere?