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Too many fake ass cats claim they Hip Hop

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Yeah, that's whats really good..

If you THINK you know Hip Hop, come see your teacher.

Dun dun straight son y'all fake cats that think y'all got game.

Come see poppy for advice, & I will pimp you straight.


PEACE
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fantastic, I do really hope this bloke is serious, although I doubt he is.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh I'm serious, yes my son, I am deadly serious..

    Start the tizalk & I'ma help you become a true soldier of the streets..

    Come< ask Daddy what you need to know
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Oh I'm serious, yes my son, I am deadly serious..

    Start the tizalk & I'ma help you become a true soldier of the streets..

    Come< ask Daddy what you need to know

    Go on then, enlighten us. What do we need to know? :yeees:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by z0ma
    Go on then, enlighten us. What do we need to know? :yeees:

    Answer me this,

    Pop chart with tight shiny suit,

    Or the streets smooth antidote soup,

    Darth Vader or luke, Annakin plays the light saber like flute,

    Pot more than black with no fluke,

    Black & white combined don't mean troop,

    I slapped the boot & found loot,

    Returned the paper to leaves & smoked the zoot,

    You may meet a shark if you flow down the shoot,

    Come talk to the illest rap dawg, I'm like a father to Snoop.




    PEACE
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lay off the paint thinner nutjob

    oh yes, and as appropiate to this thread...
    can't spell crap without rap
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you really are a strange individual arent you?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok "foo'". Nas speaks like a normal person. And Snoop. As did Biggie. Well kind of.

    So why you think tizalkin' da true shiznit makes you more "hip hop" than others I don't know.

    As for the rhymes. You are on a forum. You could easily sit there and think some up.

    This is why hip hop is always slagged off. Because of people like you.
    can't spell crap without rap
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    look slimeface
    your mistaken if you thought your lines safe...
    i don't mean to boast
    i'm more hip hop than most
    even though i'm 'pale'
    but my words get round so much its like they sail
    your intelligence
    irrevelevant
    incompetant
    impress no one
    and certainly doesn't stun.


    meh, you sound stupid mate.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now I got your ignorant peoples attention, let me lay it down like this.

    First, don't step with weak ass shit, to a couple of lines worth of whats real. Otherwise you just don' get hustled & play yourself.

    Second, this goes to the dude that states Nas, Biggie ets speak normal?

    Do you know what Nas speaks upon in his rhymes, or are you another ignorant listener that just lets what doesn't offend your ears get through?

    Do the knowledge, before you jump the gun, otherwise you gonna end up makin' a whole sticky mess in your globe stained silk boxees.

    So if anyone ready to convo seriously with the God cypher divine on real Hip Hop, approach the bench, As for all a y'all hatin' ass puppy dogs, you need to find another tree to bark your emotions at.


    Too those who ARE real.

    PEACE & maintain
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Too those who ARE real.

    PEACE & maintain

    why do i have a feeling that catagory does not include you...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are you from the uk?
    you don't speak that way.....
    i'm 'reel' like cassete tape
    so don't go makin a twat of yourself mate

    check the sig
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Probably because someone put a dick in your ear & fucked your head up :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    are you from the uk?
    you don't speak that way.....
    i'm 'reel' like cassete tape
    so don't go makin a twat of yourself mate

    check the sig

    Please don't make any more of a fool out of yourself. I've gathered the fact you are uneducated, please don't prove anything else to me.

    Thanks in advance ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Probably because someone put a dick in your ear & fucked your head up :eek:

    food is for biting, no words......
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do you know how fuckin stupid you sound callin people uneducated?

    if your refering to hip hop, like biggie you dead wrong.
    if your on about most other things i couldn't give a fuck..

    i'm even educated of the polor workings of different typs of microphone, wanna chat about different diaphragms and which is better omni polor or shotgun?

    stop jokin.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Slimeface - you're an idiot.

    If you want to talk hip hop, then fuck that Snoop shit, listen to BDP, KRS1, Public Enemy, Paris, Mantronix, A Tribe Called Quest etc.

    And stop writing that faux-New York style, you sound foolish.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what a plonker. i have to agree with doc when he says it's nobs like this that give your music a bad press.
    it's a couple of people doing a couple of fucking tunes ...it's not important ...it's a bit of entertainment. it's a bit of rhyming.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hip Hop is more than a couple of songs homie,
    This is a way of life, you only see what my fingertips & a board of plastic allow.

    Don't tell me about BDP, KRS, TRIBE, PARIS etc, I'll tell you.

    As for mics, Yeah lets talk mics, AKG, N'man, I spit raw verbals into a kids vibraphone.

    Listen, we can get peaceful, or we can get hostile, either way none of y'all would meet me on street, & answer back to poppa, so I suggest we all get along, either that or start a poll to get me banned.

    So, you wanna know about how I roll?
    You heard of any Hip Hop cliques out of Birmingham,
    keep your eyes on U(re) Music 467. You'll even be able to see me.

    What mic you use femme'?

    Personally I've run through a lot, but I likes my Audio Tech the most, Prolly the cheapest out the lot, but the bass & tops are gutter as hell. Yeah, I like that grimey shit right there.

    PEACE
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Hip Hop is more than a couple of songs homie,
    This is a way of life,
    Listen, we can get peaceful, or we can get hostile, either way none of y'all would meet me on street, & answer back to poppa,
    PMSL! oh believe me mate i would.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    PMSL! oh believe me mate i would.

    Try purple pampers, they keep you dry ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Don't tell me about BDP, KRS, TRIBE, PARIS etc, I'll tell you.

    Come on then boy, tell me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Slimeface

    I see from your profile you live in Birmingham, do yourself a favour quit the Ali G talk, you are making the real Rap fans on here cringe.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I bet he really lives in Solihull.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Answer me this,

    Pop chart with tight shiny suit,

    Or the streets smooth antidote soup,

    Darth Vader or luke, Annakin plays the light saber like flute,

    Pot more than black with no fluke,

    Black & white combined don't mean troop,

    I slapped the boot & found loot,

    Returned the paper to leaves & smoked the zoot,

    You may meet a shark if you flow down the shoot,

    Come talk to the illest rap dawg, I'm like a father to Snoop.




    PEACE

    I bet Jalal Nuriddin and Gil Scot-Heron are worried now!

    :rolleyes: x 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I bet Jaspar Carrott is worried


    ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Slimeface yesterday

    da-ali-g-show.jpg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Try purple pampers, they keep you dry ;)
    LOL! good on ya slimey.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your weird m8
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    PMSL! oh believe me mate i would.

    We all know that . . . I doubt he does.

    And seriously, dude, you're a twat.

    Get lost.
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