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CAUTION!! WOMEN ON THE RAMPAGE!!
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Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
*LIGHTS FLASHING*
MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH *ALARMS SOUDING*
WOO OO!! WOO OO!! WOO OO!! WOO OO!! WOO OO!!
*SPEAKER PHONE ANNOUNCES*
WOMAN ONLY THREAD! WOMEN ONLY THREAD!
I am a reborn man hater!
All the men haters unite for the i hate men thread!
If they want to do one about us they can do but this is for us!
If they want to comment on it they can do it in a woman hate thread!
Heres some stuff i found on this really funny site, coincedently called www.ihatemen.com
What a man says..... What a man means!
I Love You... I want to get laid
Anything for you, baby... If it will get me laid
Always and/or Forever... Until I'm not getting laid
I would never cheat on you... Except to get laid
You're the greatest/best... Especially when I get laid
I've never loved anyone as much as you... I really want to get laid
What do you want to do tonight... Please say get laid
I'm all yours tonight... No game on & I want to get laid
I got you some flowers... I want to get laid
I'm wrong / I was wrong... Not really, but it will get me laid
I'm sorry... ..that I haven't gotten laid
Of course I remember... Forgetting will not get me laid
Yes yes y'all I HATE MEN!!
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15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Men...
1. You can have more than one beer at a time.
2. You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck!
3. A beer won't give you whisker burns.
4. You can suck on one beer all night long if you want.
5. A beer doesn't have to be HARD to be good.
6. You don't have to finish a beer in 2 minutes, you can take as long as you want.
7. A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around.
8. A beer satisfies you every time!
9. A beer is always there when YOU want it.
10. If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want!
11. It takes a long time for a beer to go flat.
12. Even when you pop your beer's top, you can still have a long, stiff one.
13. Beers don't expect you to be faithful, and never ask, "Is there another beer?"
14. You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour.
15. If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.
Feel free WOMEN!!! to add to this thread, slag them off! men jokes (puttin them down of course <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">) and anything else that degrades or disses men <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
©lovely freaks
MTS ^5
Whom god would destroy, he first sends mad.
MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH *ALARMS SOUDING*
WOO OO!! WOO OO!! WOO OO!! WOO OO!! WOO OO!!
*SPEAKER PHONE ANNOUNCES*
WOMAN ONLY THREAD! WOMEN ONLY THREAD!
I am a reborn man hater!
All the men haters unite for the i hate men thread!
If they want to do one about us they can do but this is for us!
If they want to comment on it they can do it in a woman hate thread!
Heres some stuff i found on this really funny site, coincedently called www.ihatemen.com
What a man says..... What a man means!
I Love You... I want to get laid
Anything for you, baby... If it will get me laid
Always and/or Forever... Until I'm not getting laid
I would never cheat on you... Except to get laid
You're the greatest/best... Especially when I get laid
I've never loved anyone as much as you... I really want to get laid
What do you want to do tonight... Please say get laid
I'm all yours tonight... No game on & I want to get laid
I got you some flowers... I want to get laid
I'm wrong / I was wrong... Not really, but it will get me laid
I'm sorry... ..that I haven't gotten laid
Of course I remember... Forgetting will not get me laid
Yes yes y'all I HATE MEN!!
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Men...
1. You can have more than one beer at a time.
2. You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck!
3. A beer won't give you whisker burns.
4. You can suck on one beer all night long if you want.
5. A beer doesn't have to be HARD to be good.
6. You don't have to finish a beer in 2 minutes, you can take as long as you want.
7. A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around.
8. A beer satisfies you every time!
9. A beer is always there when YOU want it.
10. If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want!
11. It takes a long time for a beer to go flat.
12. Even when you pop your beer's top, you can still have a long, stiff one.
13. Beers don't expect you to be faithful, and never ask, "Is there another beer?"
14. You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour.
15. If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.
Feel free WOMEN!!! to add to this thread, slag them off! men jokes (puttin them down of course <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">) and anything else that degrades or disses men <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
©lovely freaks
MTS ^5
Whom god would destroy, he first sends mad.
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Don't take it personally!!
But this here's for my ex...
Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men
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1. You don't have to suck them
2. You don't have to "work on them" to get them hard
3. You can put them back in your drawer when you get bored of them
4. They never ask you how good they were
5. They never lie to you!
6. They never brag about what they got up to with you
7. They last as long as you need them to
8. They never dump you then expect you to be "just friends"
9. They never ask to meet your parents
10. You don't have to dress sexy for them
11. You don't need to buy condoms
12. You don't have to worry where they've been before
13. You don't need to worry that they may run off with someone else
14. They never roll over and fall asleep before you're finished
15. They never say the wrong thing!
We are all in the gutter.
The difference between us is that some of us face skyward..
It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
awwwwwwww Karla, it's only a bit of fun, I'm sure the boys are going to set up a girlie thread too <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
j9
yes well beer is definetly better than blokes, dunno about vibrators tho. lol
i like this one...
men are like parking spots... all the good ones are taken.
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There's a girl in my mirror
I wonder who she is
Sometimes I think I know her
Sometimes I really wish I did
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"> I spose not but theyre so awful!!
Well they are this week, I just think men stink n maybe we should have a place to vent our anger out at them, I seriously do hate them right now and if you knew my reasons you would be sympathetic im sure being a woman <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
Please dont shut me down <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">
Im sure we can be nicish (until they do something else!! which prob wont be long cos they just love to kick you down when ur happy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"> )
Drifter i thought thats true and also all the good ones are gay!
When i am at a point like this where guys are concerned it makes me realise why i like woman too!!
yeah blokes are being total fuckwits lately karla, you really dont wanna know the full story(ies) or youd be turning to lesbianism too, believe us!!!
It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
ugh yep, coz the gay ones av feelins n other dont <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
There's a girl in my mirror
I wonder who she is
Sometimes I think I know her
Sometimes I really wish I did