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women - rubbish shags

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
sex now all seems about pleasing the woman..!!
ive had many a crap 'statute' shag, or girls with no rythm...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ever thought about teaching them? Or thought they may not be relaxed? Or that its actually you thats out of rythm?

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe no my rhythm is super thanku.
    the girls i know wouldnt take it well if i were to suggest such education.. couldn't handle it, would likely be upset and cry.

    and yes girls plural in my (mmm...limited) experience...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Try a different type of girl. If im doing something wrong I want to know, even if it's a tad embarassing. I would be far embarassed if I found out after he thought I was shit and I never got to rectify it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Um, they wouldn't cry if you approached the subject nicely. Like VV said, I think most girls would be happy to get tips on how to improve. Maybe it really is you that's the problem!

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    Try a different type of girl. If im doing something wrong I want to know, even if it's a tad embarassing. I would be far embarassed if I found out after he thought I was shit and I never got to rectify it.

    Vic now you mention it, those fanny farts you keep doin...... :lol:

    No but some women are like that, they just aint got rhtym and become statues, then think there great!

    It really does piss us of at times, and some people (ie: say if its not in a relationship) do not take it well, they take it as criticism and since its a delicate issue some are not so open to change!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got told i didnt give deep enough blowjobs once......was stange since ive never had anything but complements bout them before. so i asked my most of my exs what they fort, they confermed i was nang at them, so i sent this other guy packing.

    dam fool, never gave me one orgasm and he got 6!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella

    dam fool, never gave me one orgasm and he got 6!
    Men ey! :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    Try a different type of girl. If im doing something wrong I want to know, even if it's a tad embarassing. I would be far embarassed if I found out after he thought I was shit and I never got to rectify it.

    Thats right, we're not mindreaders!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If a girl was doing something I didn't like I'd be too afraid to talk to them about it in case they went off on one and called me a dirty pervert etc. I think in the past it was a higher priority for the guy to enjoy it and the girl to 'do her duties' but now i think it's swung the other way. Most guys enjoy making girls enjoy it anyway I think. Just hasn't reached a fine-tuned balance yet I'm not sure (im barely the most qualified person to speak since I'm a virgin :p)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    (im barely the most qualified person to speak since I'm a virgin :p)

    I'd keep quiet about that one if I were you, mate :p (Having bad sex is a lot worse, I agree, it's just you don't want to go telling everybody you haven't had any, know what I mean?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why? whats wrong with being a virgin?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: women - rubbish shags
    Originally posted by TheSovereign
    sex now all seems about pleasing the woman..!!
    ive had many a crap 'statute' shag, or girls with no rythm...

    Try it with a guy then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    If a girl was doing something I didn't like I'd be too afraid to talk to them
    Then it's a good job your a virgin really, Shyboy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by will haycock
    I'd keep quiet about that one if I were you, mate :p (Having bad sex is a lot worse, I agree, it's just you don't want to go telling everybody you haven't had any, know what I mean?)
    Um, I don't know what you mean, no. You suggesting he should be ashamed of being a virgin? Or that it's a bad thing? Hmmmm.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: women - rubbish shags
    Originally posted by HunnyPot
    Try it with a guy then.

    that was always comming.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    Then it's a good job your a virgin really, Shyboy.

    Yes it is :)

    I got called an angel the other night. Angel's are meant to be pure. Pure things don't have sex, or something. Right? Sex = evil? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    Yes it is :)

    I got called an angel the other night. Angel's are meant to be pure. Pure things don't have sex, or something. Right? Sex = evil? :p
    Then i'm a bitch
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by perfect***day
    Um, I don't know what you mean, no. You suggesting he should be ashamed of being a virgin? Or that it's a bad thing? Hmmmm.

    Well.... Not necessarily. It's a lot better to be a virgin than to have a horrible experience; it's just that you wouldn't want to tell everybody that you're a virgin, in the same way you wouldn't want to tell everybody the intimate details of your sex life. I just think it's too personal a fact to share, if you see what I mean?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: women - rubbish shags
    Originally posted by TheSovereign
    sex now all seems about pleasing the woman..!!
    ive had many a crap 'statute' shag, or girls with no rythm...

    I was shocked when i shagged my ex a few weeks ago and I went down on her and she said " your brilliant at this, but it's not all about me"

    I quite enjoy it! but I did what the lady requested ;) Ur right though
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh lets face it men, if the sex is good its our doing, if the sex is bad its our own fault. Take control - if she is crap, make her good. Pin her down and ram that ass.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    Oh lets face it men, if the sex is good its our doing, if the sex is bad its our own fault. Take control - if she is crap, make her good. Pin her down and ram that ass.
    I agree.




    Where oyu been hiding anyway?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    I
    Where oyu been hiding anyway?

    In your closet.

    Nah I just been ver ver busy at work. and ver ver drunk.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    In your closet.

    :lol: :rolleyes: as if I missed out
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    :lol: :rolleyes: as if I missed out

    I don't get it?

    As if you would miss out?
    - You'd like to try my throbbing cock.

    As if you did miss out?
    - You have tried my throbbing cock. Not possible - If you had you'd be hounding my email.

    As if, I missed out :rolleyes:
    - Go away you SCUMmy essex boy.

    Whats it to be sweet cheeks?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    I don't get it?

    As if you would miss out?
    - You'd like to try my throbbing cock.

    As if you did miss out?
    - You have tried my throbbing cock. Not possible - If you had you'd be hounding my email.

    As if, I missed out :rolleyes:
    - Go away you SCUMmy essex boy.

    Whats it to be sweet cheeks?
    I am not feeding your ego today hun ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    I am not feeding your ego today hun ;)

    Thats good my ego is on a diet.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hah this guy sounds like abit of a dick :)
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