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Advice please

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Me and my "male friend" have recently became more and want to move further, his dick is long and i love it in my mouth but he wants to try anal, I want to aswell but how am I ment to get the cum out of my ass?
Please help

Thanks
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    use a hose pipe or a funnel and push for your life. Make sure you use the right end of the funnel.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    use a hose pipe or a funnel and push for your life. Make sure you use the right end of the funnel.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Joker!

    ya poop it out mate!
    can i just ask, are you male or female? your screen name dnt seem to give much away.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Joker!

    ya poop it out mate!
    can i just ask, are you male or female? your screen name dnt seem to give much away.
    :lol:;)



    mmmm I was wondering if the person in question was m or f
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    male
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ChurchBurner
    male
    i knew it ;) my gaydar was on full alert!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what do i do then poop or scoop?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    my gaydar

    Top class name, must remember to use that phrase :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how is that helping you idiot
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ChurchBurner
    what do i do then poop or scoop?
    * pooper pooper scooper!* i have a little doggy....pooper pooper scooper*

    ron, you will know what i mean by this!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ChurchBurner
    how is that helping you idiot
    do whatever you want, it makes no difference really, you normally just wait and it comes out after a little whole! just have some tissue handy!
    and dont go bitching people! you already have had good advice!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What about wearing a condom to so it's not a problem?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    do whatever you want, it makes no difference really, you normally just wait and it comes out after a little whole! just have some tissue handy!
    and dont go bitching people! you already have had good advice!
    I was about to edit but thought it funier to quote!
    i correct my 'whole' error! i meant while! and there really was no pun intended! pmsfl! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Surely there shouldn't be any "come in ass" issues here...

    As with any penetration of any kind, Condoms should be used.

    Ilora x
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ilora-Danon

    As with any penetration of any kind, Condoms should be used.

    :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just fart and your anus will be cum free...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by David Grohl
    just fart and your anus will be cum free...


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Two words girlfriend, Vacuum cleaner.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or maybe the first thing you should insert is a sponge?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mate told me about when she did it and later she was in the pub, went to the loo and felt like she had diarhoea! She rung me up and put me off ever letting anyone cum in my ass. Ew!

    Tho top advice on the condoms thing...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dont worry my friend, it willl just ooze out!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yep he should use a condom, however as we are giving him advice and he didnt say if he used a condom we have to answer his question, i gave an honest answer

    soz shit day x:( :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The others are right - wearing a condom should not be option when having anal sex - especially if neither of you have been tested for STIs. For more info check out the following:

    Anal play

    STIs

    The following elplines may laso be useful to you:

    Family Planning Association
    Information service on family planning and all aspects of sexual health.
    Helpline: 0845 3101334

    London Lesbian and Gay Switchboard
    Helpline for lesbians and gay men, offering support and information.
    Helpline: 020 7837 7324


    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How about using melons or just releaving myself out of the window?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ChurchBurner
    How about using melons or just releaving myself out of the window?

    What? you wanna stick a melon up there?:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nooo, use a melon for the climax
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:
    How.........?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ChurchBurner
    Nooo, use a melon for the climax
    right....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do you think he means? get a melon, take out the seeds, make a dick shaped hole, and shag that? Why not just let him cum on ur back?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    What do you think he means? get a melon, take out the seeds, make a dick shaped hole, and shag that? Why not just let him cum on ur back?
    I have no idea!

    Maybe he could use a melon scooper for the miss he wants rid of!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dunno I liked the scoop idea best..
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