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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Why can't guys keep their nails in shape? Personally, I find it a major turn off when a bloke comes on to me with a set like a garage mechanic. Is it in their genes to keep them grubby or what?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RachaelHolmes:
    You would have liked my ex then, gothic with long black nails. But in shape all the same
    Well my nails aint that bad but if a lad walks round with a set of shiny smooth nails, then the word sausage jockey comes to mind[not that I have a problem with gay people] I guess its more manly not to care about your nails, plus the fact that we just don't think about them that much. The only reason mine are always cut and clean is coz I play the guitar in a band. Well sorry if it's a problem for you, but just tell your bloke that he can't touch you with dirty nails, that should solve yer problem.

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pauldnh:
    if a lad walks round with a set of shiny smooth nails, then the word sausage jockey comes to mind[not that I have a problem with gay people]

    No, i bet even some of your best friends are gay. Sausage jockey? now i've hear em all.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah man, there are loads of 'em:
    Turd Burglar, Uphill Gardener, Marmite Miner

    They're silly and offensive, but you've got to appreciate the deep metaphors eh? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; Heheh!

    Seriously, people get too offended by things. It's hard not to be, but name-calling never hurt anyone.... My mate was telling me about how he once got told off at school ages ago for referring to it as a "blackboard" rather than a "chalkboard". PC just gets out of hand sometimes... What's this about them trying to ban musical chairs because it encourages children to think that "the strongest person always wins" - of course the strongest person always wins! DUH! What do they want to do? Give a prize to the person who's great at losing... where was I? I'm ranting now and it's getting silly...

    Oh yeah, another thing - what was the first ever website?

    Anything else? Yeah - Okay - Why is it that I can never find matching socks in my drawer?

    And another thi..*Goes on till dawn until he gets clomped*

    Listen to:
    http://www.mp3.com/autofire
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok that had nothing to do with nails but I have the same problem with the odd sock thing. All my best friends are straight coz I could'nt open up to a gay person in the same way, coz they cannot relate to me in the same way, coz in alot of ways men and women in their respective relationships are different. I do know a few gay people and their nails are always clean so thats 1 reason why I said wot I said. So has this bloke[to original poster] cleaned up yet and did you threaten him with wot I suggested?

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    er, right. So does this mean clean nails on a guy are a good thing?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NuGyrl:
    er, right. So does this mean clean nails on a guy are a good thing?

    NuGyrl... I think the only thing we can gather from this pile of poo thread is that weve all got too much time on our hands. And we don't know anything about finger nails. Now wheres that sock of mine.........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Admit it, Peta. You fancy me really.

    So go ahead - bite me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm one for clean nails - I don't spend a lot of time doing them up (!) but if they're clean then that's okay.

    One problem I can't stand is bits in me teeth - they've always got to be clean!

    Love from the ChunkyMonkey
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nails are wonderful appendages - that can be used to bring the most exquisite pleaseure and pain. Little do the nail bitting people know of this.

    My fingers nails are approx 1 inch long from the base to the tip, all exotically painted and yes I can still type!!
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