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Drinking perno = lots of boys!!!!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
It all started with a bottle of Perno!!!
I ended up calling my ex and saying i loved him adn wanna shag him.
Txting another ex and saying i love him and want sex.
Txting my BEST friends brother (who i fancy)
And saying i love him and he is sexy.
And calling my ex b/fs friend to say i love him.
The next day i had a txt from my friends bro asking if i want sex.
And a txt from my ex b/f saying he loves me 2!
The problem is i dont want sex with ne of them cos im only 14.
And i only fancy one of them!
Ne ideas of how to get outta it???

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sexy babe:
    <STRONG>It all started with a bottle of Perno!!!
    I ended up calling my ex and saying i loved him adn wanna shag him.
    Txting another ex and saying i love him and want sex.
    Txting my BEST friends brother (who i fancy)
    And saying i love him and he is sexy.
    And calling my ex b/fs friend to say i love him.
    The next day i had a txt from my friends bro asking if i want sex.
    And a txt from my ex b/f saying he loves me 2!
    The problem is i dont want sex with ne of them cos im only 14.
    And i only fancy one of them!
    Ne ideas of how to get outta it???</STRONG>

    hahahaa, I think you've left yourself up shit creek without a paddle my dear. I would try and offer some constructive advice, but I've never heard of a situation tha t has actually come from a soap opera happening in real life before!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WTF is Perno? Sounds like a washing detergent.

    Erm. Just explain the whole situation to the people you don't fancy: you got absolutely shit faced and "your friends" got you to send those txts. It's worth a try anyways.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wanted to ask you that kid, wtf IS perno? And another episode in the soap life of you starts. Like I said b4, don't contact them, if they contact you, say me, Jen or another malicious person did it. Or say you were pissed.
    As for m8s bro, he's abroad! Chill about that!

    Luv moi (you stole my phrase!!!!)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pernod (pronounced perno)....aniseed flavour alcoholic drink...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent:
    <STRONG>Pernod (pronounced perno)....aniseed flavour alcoholic drink...</STRONG>

    tastes and smells like shit. And it leaves the 25ml measures we use smelling for ages.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aniseed? Have you people no sense of taste?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is it like ouzo? cos dat's aniseed flavour. i drank about 4 shots and nearly threw up lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I no i av no taste! But it gets ya pissed and when u avent got ne money 4 drink its beeta than nout!!! Well just about! lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would rather be given a shot of poison than ANYTHING which tastes of aniseed <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I found a friend of mine lying on the floor in the bathroom at a party, years ago. She had been drinking pernod all night.

    She was proposing to the toilet brush and calling it Gareth.... <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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