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Any ass will do

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Any ass will do

    ahhhhhhhhhhh vicky baby, you always make me smile on anotherwise gloomy day :thumb:

    good moral aswell
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hee Hee I just printed that off and gave it to our boss, cus he does sweet FA :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by Rude_boyz
    ahhhhhhhhhhh vicky baby, you always make me smile on anotherwise gloomy day :thumb:

    good moral aswell
    Always happy to make ya smile :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brummy Bird
    Hee Hee I just printed that off and gave it to our boss, cus he does sweet FA :lol:
    whadda he say? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
    The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

    The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

    The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

    And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
    Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!
    Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do.

    This has NOTHING at all to do with your post!

    Can I say your avatar is fuckin cool! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by *MadinthenuT*
    This has NOTHING at all to do with your post!

    So why did you quote the whole thing then, dopey?

    Besides, thought (hoped?) that you'd dropped off the face of the earth...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by *MadinthenuT*
    This has NOTHING at all to do with your post!

    Can I say your avatar is fuckin cool! :D
    hey thanks hun :D and you can say so :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    So why did you quote the whole thing then, dopey?

    Besides, thought (hoped?) that you'd dropped off the face of the earth...
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    So why did you quote the whole thing then, dopey?

    Besides, thought (hoped?) that you'd dropped off the face of the earth...

    Oh yay look who it is! "Dirty Old Man"

    Listen I am back and your going to have to live with it. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by *MadinthenuT*
    Listen I am back and your going to have to live with it. ;)

    For now.

    I'm sure that like many other Trolls, you'll be off again soon... ;)

    Found any cash recently? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    For now.

    I'm sure that like many other Trolls, you'll be off again soon... ;)

    Found any cash recently? :p

    I won't leave this time. ;)

    Oh and yip I found a fiver in Safeways last week lol! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    whadda he say? :lol:

    Nothin just laughed and goes well its there on paper any arsehole can do it :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
    The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

    The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

    The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

    And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
    Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!
    Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do.

    you see, that joke would have been fine..

    ..if you didnt use the punchline as the thread title....

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Any ass will do
    Originally posted by Blackout
    you see, that joke would have been fine..

    ..if you didnt use the punchline as the thread title....

    :p
    ah damn
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Any ass will do

    Aww dont listern to blackout hun. its a great joke:)
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