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What's the CRaziest Thing you've done when you've been drunk?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Me, I don't really drink enough to get drunk - I did once get drunk at home when I was young on babycham and spent the rest of the vening in bed telling everyone I was "Flying"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was on holiday with my friends last year and we were in the caravan, it was ace. But I got drunk and wanted to walk, they woudlnt let me so I tried to jump out the window. And ripped loads of skin off my finger and scracted all my back from the bush I landed in. :mad: And I bruised all my ankle. But I managed to shout 'I'm flying' on the way down. I'm not sure if thats even crazy but yeah... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Climbed a lamp post, got half way up before falling down and wrecking my hip for a week or so.

    Jumped off a 10 foot wall and hurting my ankle after landing funny.

    Telling my friend what a manipulative cow she was.

    And, last friday night, me and a mate walked round a pretty rough part of Blefast looking for a place that sold cigarettes. Ended up in this bar that used to be a Loyalist dive but had been all done up but was still frequented by loyalist thugs. Found the cigarette machine, drank the quickest pint of our lives and got the hell outta there! Not something I would have done sober...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I woke up in the middle of the night once, steaming drunk, and proceeded to take a tour of my local area completely naked! I was pulled by the police and taken into custody, but was released without charge and taken home the next morning. Also once, I was spiked with 5 trips whilst I was drunk at about 6o'clock in the morning, and I had to go and see my shrink at 9 on the other side of town! That was a nightmare journey...pissed and tripping!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Group sex
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    told someone i was a prostitute and offered to take his virginity for £20. he was quite tempted :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gone into a fountain fully clothed :| then spent an hour drying things off under the pub hand dryer
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well nothing seriously crazy, nothing weird or abnormal, never been drunk or at least cant remember being drunk!! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm..getting drunk on the last day of school (after we'd finished) then going back into gettin caught (was pretty crap actly) then gettin the school buses home....erm...climbin out a window...cant think of anymore.will add later
    xxx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apparently i tried to climb out of a window many times.
    I dont actually remember it to be honest, and was only the other week.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Done somersaults down steps :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    licked my friends nose several times....

    told a guy my friend had pulled that she had one leg shorter than the other and thats why she kept fallin over, he then went over and asked her if her leg was ok.........

    lost my shoe in a club coz i was too drunk......

    can't think of any really crazy things off hand though

    edited to say:

    oh yeah and aparently i crawled out of a very busy pub on a friday nite on my hands and knees before i had to stand up to walk up the stairs to leave. i've been told i was pushing my way through everyone's legs to get out:blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ahh dear.

    Looks like it's up to me to be the boring one...

    I don't drink, and one of the reasons is because I detest the idea of being so out of control that I do 'crazy' things like these, and possibly don't even remember in the morning. The thought of it just scares me.

    [/boring]

    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    acting like a lesbian, well it was fun, but i dont like people thinking i am gay, im just experimental damnit!

    erm going with people i shouldnt have obviously, i think having a big shouting match with my best friend outside a police station was a stupid idea too!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    went on the bumper cars, the only advantage i had was i didnt feel any pain. god my back hurted the next morning tho, i tried climbing into someone elses car with a james bond stylee move. didnt work and i ended up flat on my arse in the middle of a bumper car ride
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i don't know if you class this as 'crazy'

    was off my face, met a guy, he gave me oral sex in someones garden. the owner came out told us off-we just carried on until she came out again. then i wandered off and shouted at a policeman then woke up next to some lad in god-knows who's house

    i was lost with my mate in paris at 2am so i put my thumb out n hitched a ride to my hotel.

    had sex with my b/f in one of those porn cabins in amsterdam

    i got egged on by some guys in a bar to snog my mate so we did and everyone stared..

    sometimes i get completely legless when i go out, especially when i first started drinking. im trying to stop that now..

    edited bcoz i sounded like a slut n im not!! :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lil Laura

    Looks like it's up to me to be the boring one...

    *flies the flag for the boring people*

    i don't drink either.


    the number of times my friends have got so drunk they accidentally sleep with randoms, and have to get STD tests and morning after pills is truly scary.

    i am not skanky, thank you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Passed out in the middle of town.

    Woke up to find my wallet missing.

    Caught the 6am train home, threw up all over the back of the carriage. Never seen people move so quickly.

    My contact lens also dropped out when I was getting off the train.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmm....lost my passport and glasses in an english taxi and had to get them to drop them back the next morning.

    sang in turkish in the taxi on the way home. in turkey. i absorb languages quite well. :yeees:

    that's all apart from the usual drunken nonsense that follows me around.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Walked along the wall along the town bridge.When high tide.Im mobily or dohnut were here he would tell you how dangerous that is.Especially as i couldnt walk in a straight line.

    Where is he?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Done somersaults down steps :|

    i do that sober......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    *flies the flag for the boring people*

    i don't drink either.


    the number of times my friends have got so drunk they accidentally sleep with randoms, and have to get STD tests and morning after pills is truly scary.

    i am not skanky, thank you.

    Woo, hooray for boringdom :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Got up and tried to take a pee on my best friend's mum's sofa, and her mum had to wrestle me down and take me to the toilet where i promptly fell asleep with my knickers round my ankles

    :o

    It was embarrasing but her mum was cool. We laughed about it

    and it was a very long time ago now :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Charlie'dAngel
    Got up and tried to take a pee on my best friend's mum's sofa, and her mum had to wrestle me down and take me to the toilet where i promptly fell asleep with my knickers round my ankles

    :o

    It was embarrasing but her mum was cool. We laughed about it

    and it was a very long time ago now :razz:


    Well you aint staying at my place unless you're wearing Pampers!! :D

    nappy.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hm...i've done a few stupid things while being drunk most of the shit i can't remember tho which is worst becasue i end up getting told by people i hardly know!

    But i've walked round my mates area wearing nothing but thigh high stripy porn socks, french knickers and a bra, shouting at every lad to come and fuck me hard now :blush:

    Got off with people i shouldn't including girls.

    Started fights with people alot bigger and harder than me for like no reason.

    Woke up after a hugh party with my body covered in drawings, people thought it was funny to draw on me while i was passed out :rolleyes:

    Part from that i'm pretty good :angel:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    Well you aint staying at my place unless you're wearing Pampers!! :D

    nappy.jpg



    Do i have to bring my own


    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    joined thesite.org ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ages ago me and a mate had a shot competition with all the liquors he found in the cupboard.

    He passed out. I threw up all over his front room carpet. The next door neighbour (about 9/10/11 ish) knocked on the door asking for my mates' brother. I brought him in and locked him in the front room and made him clean everything up. Ooops.

    The same occasion, I proposed to this girl I really fancied as we decided to take a nice afternoon stroll, and decided to take a lot of offence and start shouting at her when she said no. Out the window quicker than you can say Ooops. :p

    Also on the same occasion I started on a black man easily twice my size and decided it would be a great idea to start shouting at him and trying to cause a fight. Thank God I had a sober mate with me, or I probably wouldn't be here. :rolleyes: I talked to him quite a lot after that and found out that he's a member of one of the biggest gangs around here and could have me eradicated at the click of his fingers. Ooops.

    The other week after coming out of a club I had a craving for kebab meat and my mate told me that a school we were walking past had some, so we decided to scale the gate and for some stupid reason, start digging up the ground. I think we smashed a window too. Can't remember for obvious reasons.

    When I did find an open kebab shop, I got £2 worth of kebab meat, and nearly caused a fight again shouting at them "WTF!? THAT'S NOT £2'S WORTH OF KEBAB MEAT! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!" etc etc. :eek2:

    Err...throwing a large metal bin at a passing lorry and being legged down the street by a scary looking driver, the obvious smashing/climbing through windows.

    Ooh, not eniterly just alcohol, but one time I woke up my mates' parents to ask if I could paint the guttering or something similar and err... ate a five pound note! Deary me..

    I think I become a bit of a twat when I've had a bit too much. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    performed a strip tease on one of the tables in subway
    had sex in the toilet of subway
    slept in a car with 2 blokes i'd only just met (dont recommend this peeps stranger danger and that!)

    usual stuff of starting fights with people, i also seem to annoy the hell out of taxi drivers when im pissed up one even told me once he would never pick me up again :lol:

    this is only some of the stuff i remember theres shit loads of crazy shit ive done but the memorys are hazed by the drink *thank god*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I, err, ran into the middle of the A6 (massive road if you're not sure!) and decked it :| Ripped my brand new Moto jeans open, ripped my hand and knee open and got a massive swollen bruise on my hip. Cried a lot, and my bf (who was just as drunk as me) had to try and get me back to his house in a crying mess. Attractive :p

    Pulled some guy at a secluded bus stop, started getting a little too friendly... and my dad (who was a taxi driver, working nights) pulled up and recognised me. :blush:

    Hmm, thewre's loads of stuff, so I'm not going to lower any reputation I may have, and I'll stop right here :D

    As for the more boring people - I don't think your views are boring, but I do think that you only live once!! Although, I may be joining the boring bandwagon too sometime soon... :p
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