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Mr Wobbles Birfday

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Happy Birfday :D

Hope you have a great day, how old are you now :p

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Isnt he like 30 something?

    Happy Boithday :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whoa! beware, the older you get the more you wobble.

    Happy Birthday from the girl struggling to to do her essay :p

    Hope you'll gets lots of sex and handcuffs.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy BDay Mr-Wobble dude here :birthday:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy birthday Old Man ;)

    :birthday:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :birthday: tbh you strange sex person.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy Birthday Mr_Wobble
    Have a nice day.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Happy birthday you old sod! :p

    In the late thirties and you've lost none of your sexual charm....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mr wobble ...bobble ...cobble ...dobble ...fobble ...gobble ...ahh, now theres a word!
    hobble ...nobble ... i was feeling all rhyming and stuff but how the hell do you write a poem about mr wobble ...without the word gobble in it?
    hope you had a good one mate!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oooo, fankyou Beckyboo!
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
    Hope you'll gets lots of sex and handcuffs.
    Mmmm, so do I! :naughty:
    However, all I'm likely to get for my birthday tomorrow (actually, technicaly today - Sunday) is grief from awkward sods - ie I'm working and will have to put up with ranting customers. :( But it's not that bad, I mean, all I'd do if I had the day off is sit around with nothing much to do as I don't have any friends here, or a girlfriend, to spend the day with. :( However, I'm making up for it on Thursday night, when a few of us from work (hopefully) are going out to celebrate! :hyper:

    And if any of you are nosy enough, click on "Profile" :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Oooo, fankyou Beckyboo!

    Mmmm, so do I! :naughty:
    However, all I'm likely to get for my birthday tomorrow (actually, technicaly today - Sunday) is grief from awkward sods - ie I'm working and will have to put up with ranting customers. :( But it's not that bad, I mean, all I'd do if I had the day off is sit around with nothing much to do as I don't have any friends here, or a girlfriend, to spend the day with. :( However, I'm making up for it on Thursday night, when a few of us from work (hopefully) are going out to celebrate! :hyper:

    And if any of you are nosy enough, click on "Profile" :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)


    I'll come and cook you dinner if you want Mr_Wobble and I'll bring some 18 year old girls for you to entertain at your discretion heh.

    Happy birthday mate :) Hope you have a good one *hugs* :D:D :birthday: Happy Birthday!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    happy birthday love....have a lovely one and i didnt know you were that old :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy Birthday Wobbley one :D :birthday:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    happy birthday sweetheart :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    I'll come and cook you dinner if you want Mr_Wobble and I'll bring some 18 year old girls for you to entertain at your discretion heh.

    I told you richard, i cant make it until tomorrow :rolleyes:

    happy boyfdoy mister wobbly... have a wicked day and dream of strippers and sexy steamy threesomes with young beautiful biatches... nothing is impossible ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy birthday :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happyyyyyy Birthdayyyyyy! :D:D:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    have a wicked day and dream of strippers and sexy steamy threesomes with young beautiful biatches... nothing is impossible ;)
    You're right! Nothing is impossible! :D Improbable perhaps, but not impossible! Hmm, I should study the statistical probability of this happening :chin: Who would've thought statistical mathematics could be so sexy, eh? :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    I'll come and cook you dinner if you want Mr_Wobble and I'll bring some 18 year old girls for you to entertain at your discretion heh.

    Happy birthday mate :) Hope you have a good one *hugs* :D:D :birthday: Happy Birthday!
    As for the food, I'm sitting here scoffing choccy biccies today. :yum: So I'm afraid I won't be hungry enough for dinner, but you can still send the "entertainment" if you wish. ;)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    So I'm afraid I won't be hungry enough for dinner, but you can still send the "entertainment" if you wish. ;)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
    but i told you already... i cant make it tonight! geeze, when will you men listen? :rolleyes:
  • littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Happy Birthday :birthday: :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy Birthday hun :)

    Wobble loads :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy Birthday :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy Birthday, have a gd un!:D
    xxx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr Wobble Happy Birfday again :D

    Just to let you know that I will have one or two for you whilst im out on the town tonight......worra bloody excuse for me to have a piss up eh :lol:

    Im off to get ready now so byeeeeeee :wave:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy birthday. :)

    Would you like my shoe up your ass now or later? ;):p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    but i told you already... i cant make it tonight! geeze, when will you men listen? :rolleyes:
    I hear you. Tomorrow night then? :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DaisyChainThing
    Would you like my shoe up your ass now or later? ;):p
    Hey, it really must be my birthday!!! :hyper: :D Actually, as it's my birthday, could you shove a candle up there instead? :naughty: Don't know how I'm going to manage blowing it out and making a wish though? :eek2:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    happy birthday wobbley one
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