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a joke

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
don't normally do jokes but heard this on the radio and it made me laugh - this is the short version...




I nun joined a new convent. she was only allowed to say two words every three years.

so after three years she goes before the mother superior who says "well done my child you can now say two words"

the nun thinks about this and not wanting to waste them says

"uncomfortable beds"



A further three years passes and the nun once again comes before the mother superior who says "well done my child you can now say two words"

the nun thinks for a while and says

"bad food"


a furthrer three years passes and the nun comes before the mother superior again. "you can now say two words"

the nun thinks, slightly longer than before and then whispers


"I want to go home"


the mother superior replies


"well good, because you've done nothing but bitch since you've been here"

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    HAHHAHAHHAH.

    I don't get it. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    LMAO!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    HAHHAHAHHAH.

    I don't get it. :o

    *pokes u*

    Madhead :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Space Cadet
    *pokes u*

    Madhead :p

    How does that make me a madhead Wayne? :p

    I dont get that one either Jamie.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nor do I - i may do if i keep reading them over and then it will click, and i'll think 'how did i not get that the first time?!'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Luce
    Nor do I - i may do if i keep reading them over and then it will click, and i'll think 'how did i not get that the first time?!'

    Its somethin to do with everytime she speaks she bitches. :/ Thats what I was told anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    How does that make me a madhead Wayne? :p


    Cos "i" said so :mad:

    im glad to see you`ve got the joke now :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Space Cadet
    Cos "i" said so :mad:

    im glad to see you`ve got the joke now :D

    OfuckingK. :mad: :p

    Yarr, someone explained it. :p
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