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*****the Creation Of Pussy*****

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Seven men with knowledge so fine
Created a Pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, Smart with wit,
Using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, Strong and bold,
With a hammer and a chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin
By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout
With a piece of fox fur he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell

Sixth was a preacher, Whose name was McGee
Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last was a sailor, dirty ol' runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a ****.

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