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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Come on people. I'm dying here. I need some interesting chat/topics.

I'm sooo bored, please talk.

I'll accept jokes, stories, rants, randomness.......ANYTHING

:(:(;)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A woman goes for a job at Sesame Street Toys ltd and she gets it. So she goes down to the production line to do her job. The boss comes down to see that the line was being held up by this woman and that the Tickle-me-elmo's had something dangling inbetween their legs.
    The boss goes up to the woman and goes "what are you doing? What are those?!"

    And the woman goes " You told me to give Elmo two test tickles."

    Thats all I got. And your name reminded me of it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank you :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Help

    Always remember that you pass the joint to the left, 'cos the right way is wrong.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BritJames
    Knock Knock

    Whos there?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Help
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Always remember that you pass the joint to the left, 'cos the right way is wrong.

    :rolleyes: Ta Craig
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    Whos there?

    Isobel
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Damn those horrible silences after a bad joke, eh? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    Damn those horrible silences after a bad joke, eh? :p


    :lol:










    :rolleyes:
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