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Purely hypothetical...*coughs*

Say you put a bottle up your pussy, would it stretch ya like forever? And what are the chances on not splitting yourself in half during the whole thing? Hehe oh i do make myself laugh.

Of course i'd never do anything like that :angel: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what kind of bottle? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm we're talking a fair size bottle. I dont actually go around measuring bottles so i dont know exact sizes :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I'm guessing here :S lmao...

    Well you shrink back down after a kid don't you?! So I reckon you'd shrink back down after a bottle.

    :confused:

    I can't actually believe I'm thinkin' about it... lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    plastic, or glass? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Glass.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think a glass one would stretch you more than a plastic one-but be careful u dont break it up there! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think that it would shrink back down, the muscles might ache a bit after tho.

    Not that i have a what you girls have i'm just trying to be logical.

    I mean giving birth is squeezing something the size of a watermellon out of something the size of a small lemmon.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This might just be a rumor but I heard a man stuck a bottle up him and it sucked his insides out when he pulled it out. So I wouldn't risk trying it myself (if I was a women or even as a man).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What if you kept the lid on?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it would create vacuum, but i don't think it's gonna be enough to "suck your insides out"
    i've seen it done before in porn, not really my thing though...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay
    What if you kept the lid on?

    Probably best thing to do. I'm not an expert on this but its something I heard and it makes sense to me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    AHAHAAAHAHHHAAAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!11oneone1@!~
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    try it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Use a sturdy bottle though, or something made of plastic.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well Ive seen a woman put an American football up her fanny, so a bottle shouldnt be any trouble at all:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've seen a woman get a mans HEAD in there before :eek:

    What's the matter Lacy, can't find a dildo with enough girth to satisfy ya?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Well Ive seen a woman put an American football up her fanny, so a bottle shouldnt be any trouble at all:p

    LMAO. I saw that too..33, 67, 23..HUT! *pop*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't see why you, err.. I mean someone, couldn't get a bottle up there with enough time and lube. I've seen videos of similar! :eek:
    As for afterwards. Think of the size of babies, and they have to come out of there, so a bottle going up shouldn't be too much of a problem.
    I suppose it depends upon the size of the bottle? Coke bottle? Wine bottle? Demijohn! :eek:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm scared for you Lacy. :eek:

    Be careful!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah women can get babies out, but it takes bloody loads of painkillers to do it, and around six weeks for it to go back to normal down there, so dont use that as a reason. I reckon it would definitely stretch you, not permanently, but for a while.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I take it you are bored then??? :eek2: :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pelvic floor exercises help get you back in shape 'down there' after a baby so I guess doing them would help.... but I think if you did the bottle thing too many times surely it'd damage muscle and then there'd be nothing you could do :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I heard a story once that mu m8's brother put a Barcadi Breezer bottle up his G/F, must have been pretty good because it's got those ridgy things near the top. I really want to try it now!:p

    Bopz
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Be careful. Make sure the neck of the bottle is plugged otherwise it creates a vacumn that can cause nasty damage or at the least be painful.

    AnnMarie
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by AnnMarie
    Be careful. Make sure the neck of the bottle is plugged otherwise it creates a vacumn that can cause nasty damage or at the least be painful.

    AnnMarie


    :) Yay, someone else who has heard this. I thought it was true.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my mum used to be a nurse and the stories she has told me ping pong ball, bottles and the funniest she said tow people came in stuck together when they were having sex, literally locked into eachother had to give them muscle relaxants to get them apart!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
    i've seen on documentaries on tv x-rays of barbie dolls, hairbrushes, toy cars and even lightbulbs (:eek: :eek2: who would want to stick a lightbulb up there since the glass is so thin and when it shatters it goes everywhere!) being stuck inside people (not just in vagina - ass too :crazyeyes )


    things that people do to pleasure themselves.... :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by >jc<
    my mum used to be a nurse and the stories she has told me ping pong ball, bottles and the funniest she said tow people came in stuck together when they were having sex, literally locked into eachother had to give them muscle relaxants to get them apart!!


    Yeah the ping pong ball tricks, very popular in Thailand!

    Not to mention the cigarettes!

    Strange place. :chin: :chin:
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