Is a goose a duck or a chicken?

River

Is a goose a duck or a chicken cos a goose looks like a duck and duck looks like a chicken but can fly so does that mean is a mix? Is is a chuck or a dicken?

Azziman

Now we're getting to the important questions @Rose113!

This is a question that's above my level of intellect, so I enlisted some help from AI to try and help, here's what it had to say...

"Ah, the age-old question of the Goose-Duck-Chicken Conundrum! Well, let me tell you, a goose is like the quirky cousin at a family reunion—looks a bit like a duck, honks like it’s got something important to say, and definitely doesn’t fit in with the chickens who are too busy gossiping about the latest feed trends!

So, is it a mix? Not quite! If a goose and a duck had a baby, you’d get a “guck,” and if a goose and a chicken teamed up, you’d end up with a “chuck” that lays eggs with a side of sass! But don’t worry, no matter how you slice it, a goose is just a goose—flying high and honking loud, living its best life while the ducks and chickens are left scratching their heads (or feathers)! So, in conclusion, it’s definitely a “guck” and a “chuck” party, but no “dicken” in sight! 🦆🐔🦢"

... I have no idea what to do with this information

eylah

Chuck/dicken

odd question 😂😂😂😂 🪿

River

Chuck/dicken

@Azziman why do I feel like you’ve had that explanation for years and it’s just come in handy today

sinead276

Duck

i originally voted duck, then read Azziman's reply from AI - now i'm sat contemplating everything i ever knew trying to figure out what a goose is closest too 😂😂😂