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The Great Jail Break: Featuring Swiss Roll
Rose113
Community Champion Posts: 2,614 Boards Guru
This is the story of a Swiss roll that once used to be a peaceful human.
Hidden in the town of chatwee stood a village called General chat, no general chat was no ordinary chat especially on the night of December 15th when Swiss Roll was let free to terrorise everyone with their mod powers
The trillion year old grandma (see picture below) didnt like that the community members spoke the truth and firstly Swiss sent River to jail.
“River? Is that you? I can *almost* hear your voice from the jail next door” said Swiss Roll
“I’m going to send Barney to steal your toes” River replied in return
*River falls off a chair*
“Swiss pushing me off chairs” shouts River
“Yes I am, and I’ll do it again, wait and see!” Says Swiss in an evil voice
*Swiss put a picture of mod powers in chat that they’d do to River*
“Swiss is trying to ban me!! - Alice should ban you”
@Jayn21 - “why do I have 7 of those pictures of Swiss downloaded”
River - “Jayne because we love Swiss sooooooo much and they’ll always be on your phone now”
Jayne - 😂
Swiss - 😑
*Altho Swiss put that emoji they definitely were meant to put 🥹 because they were just sooooo happy (silly autocarrot not doing it’s just right)*
“Swiss is definitely tempted to freeze me 🤣” replies river
“Real, great plan - tempted by the freeze button river” exaggerates Swiss
Height convo
*Eylah says something about Swiss being 5’0*
“I’m 5’2 actually” exclaims Swiss
@eylah - “5’2 short 😂”
Everyone except Swiss - “😂😂😂”
Eylah - “Santa is expecting his elves back soon”
River - “when are you going back?”
*soon enough everyone except Jayne was in prison*
Swiss - “I shall rule general chat! Mwuahaha”
————— Flashback to 10 mins before —————
“Do you think when the mods want to freeze someone they call up Elsa?”
Swiss - “who’s Elsa”
River - “whaaaatttttt”
Eylah - “whaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt”
River - “That is a crime”
*Swiss gets sent to jail for the crime*
*Swiss left the room*
(Everyone - “party timeeeeee”)
- only jokinggggggg -
Eylah - “your freeee”
River - 🤣
Eylah - “haha I’ll break Swiss out”
(Bye Swiss)
*swiss joined the room*
(Everyone - “Booooooo” (JK😉))
Swiss - “Damn, thought I could escape that way”
Jayne - “that was your attempt at jail breaking”
Eylah - “hahaha”
River - “think we can leave Swiss if that’s there version of breaking free”
// Some community members were helping to free Swiss from general chat prison so they got arrested too //
* Eylah has been placed in cookie jail, Charlotte is in slime jail whilst Jayne is in sheep and rat jail and lastly Swiss is now in a secure prison *
“Why am I in jail” asked Jayne
“I couldn’t leave you out” replied River
Jayne - “I liked being out of jail”
River - “Got to be inclusive in this chat guys, can’t leave anyone out - so your all in jail mwuahahaha”
😀 9:20 in Support chat 😀
CR - should Swiss stay in general chat jail?
Eylah - “yessssss”
Joanna - “Swiss will never leave the shackles of gc hahaha”
😈 back in general chat😈
Swiss - “No! Your spreading the news of my imprisonment?!”
“ what will the other mods think of me”
Charlotte - “that your a rebel”
“Breaking all laws but fighting for your freedom”
*soon it was 9:30 and everyone was saying there goodbyes however the rooms didn’t close*
Swiss - “the rooms won’t close, you jinxed it!”
Charlotte - “gc prison”
Swiss - “truly a prison now”
Eylah - “your stuck with us Swiss”
Jayne - 😂
Swiss - “my job? Everyday life? Nope, the mix general chat”
River - “hehehe”
Eylah - “I’m actually in prison”
Swiss - “your stuck in here with me”
*Everyone gets told to leave on there own (harsh 😉)*
Swiss - “It’s just glitchy - River probably did do it tbf”
River - “sorry guys it was me”
Jayne - “it was cos you tried to ban river”
*All the rooms are now shut however it’s said to be heared that Swiss has been trapped in general chat prison tell next Sunday by Eylah*
🎙️ Tune in next week for more General chat chaos 🎙️
Want to hurt me… go ahead
Wish to bully me…I’m used to it
Want to talk crap about me…go on then
Want to make me cry…feel free
Wish to bully me…I’m used to it
Want to talk crap about me…go on then
Want to make me cry…feel free
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Wish to bully me…I’m used to it
Want to talk crap about me…go on then
Want to make me cry…feel free
haha literally!! best group chat ever! am i still in cookie jail? 🤣🤣
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Wish to bully me…I’m used to it
Want to talk crap about me…go on then
Want to make me cry…feel free
nooo😂
pfp kindly made by the beautiful chloe ❤️
pfp kindly made by the beautiful chloe ❤️
pfp kindly made by the beautiful chloe ❤️
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Ive not escaped yet, still liking my slime jail though 😂