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picture this ...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
if a blokes nob was on his face and his nose was in his pants ...


would that make more sense?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    none, but imagine how hed have to smell, hed look like a right knob head!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    For the girls it would be idea. They could dit on our faces all day and get tongue action and a ride at the same time. And we'd be able to breathe properly too. The possibilities...

    But would people look down at you in the shower and laugh if you had a small nose?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: picture this ...
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    if a blokes nob was on his face and his nose was in his pants ...


    I think he would look like a right *Dick* head :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kurt
    For the girls it would be idea. They could dit on our faces all day and get tongue action and a ride at the same time. And we'd be able to breathe properly too. The possibilities...

    WOW I never thought about that...hmmm you have given me ideas....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kurt

    But would people look down at you in the shower and laugh if you had a small nose?
    you could always turn it up at them ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: picture this ...
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    I think he would look like a right *Dick* head :lol:
    pinching my jokes tut tut
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    you could always turn it up at them ...

    I'm getting quite worried at how similar our ways of thinking are becoming Mr.Roll :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah but it'd be a nightmare for wearing unglasses! you'd see some fine lass and damm there go you sunglasses again!

    oh and apprently the smaller you nose the bigger you dick

    apprently!
    there was this thing on condomi.com asks you a guys hadn foot and nose size and could tell you there average penis size (so you can but the right size cndoms you see) i'll try and find the link!

    Sorry thats way off topic lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kurt
    I'm getting quite worried at how similar our ways of thinking are becoming Mr.Roll :nervous:
    you got a bg dick as well then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: picture this ...
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    pinching my jokes tut tut

    you said he would be a knob head :p

    I said Dick head :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    you got a bg dick as well then?

    Somewhere
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: picture this ...
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    you said he would be a knob head :p

    I said Dick head :D
    ok. i'll let you off....:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kurt
    Somewhere
    i see ...accessories kind of guy yeah?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    i see ...accessories kind of guy yeah?

    As the boy scouts say, always be prepared :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kurt
    As the boy scouts say, always be prepared :thumb:
    get the right knot in your toggle and your laughing ...i know where your coming from ahkaila ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is it just me thats totally Funked up with this bizzarre Scouts, cock, knot conversation?

    personally i like to keep mine where i can easily find it (noo not my wallet)

    and i don't like tying it in knots.......it's painfull!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Stinger
    is it just me thats totally Funked up with this bizzarre Scouts, cock, knot conversation?


    yes stinger it's you thats totaly fucked up. the rest of us are full of drugs so are doing fine thankyou ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    god i need some drugs! i've not had anything recently!!! not drunk any alcohol for like 4 months! don't smoke and no jamacian for like a year! christ whats wrong with me SAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what happens if you want to blow your nose?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackout
    what happens if you want to blow your nose?

    Undo your flies and just go for it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackout
    what happens if you want to blow your nose?
    sneeze and a million women are caryying your children!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    sneeze and a million women are caryying your children!

    That's some mighty powerful sperm you've got there.

    Forget the nose, this is what women want. And on the plus side for you rollie, you wouldn't leave fingerprints!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kurt
    That's some mighty powerful sperm you've got there.

    Forget the nose, this is what women want. And on the plus side for you rollie, you wouldn't leave fingerprints!


    Brilliant!!!

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kurt
    That's some mighty powerful sperm you've got there.

    Forget the nose, this is what women want. And on the plus side for you rollie, you wouldn't leave fingerprints!

    well after i saw that and my initial shock, horror and discust went away, that could be quite enjoyable and lovely, wouldn't ya say :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kurt
    That's some mighty powerful sperm you've got there.

    Forget the nose, this is what women want. And on the plus side for you rollie, you wouldn't leave fingerprints!
    PMSL KURT!
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