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I've always wondered..

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
If God is so great how come I'm bald, have a small dick and can't hear properly? :(

Hmm?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    god made everybody speshul in their own way
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe you were last in line when he handed out those things? So there you are, you can add slow to your list too! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Personally - I've always wondered why you have such a scarey looking AV
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by z0ma
    If God is so great how come I'm bald, have a small dick and can't hear properly? :(

    Hmm?

    bald ..............can be very nice :)
    small dick.......doesent matter how big as long as you know how to use it ;)
    cant hear..........TURN YA HEARING AID UP !!!!!!!!!!!!

    There you are, sorted :thumb:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    z0ma, perhaps God looked at you and said: "Look at that smartarse bastard, I'll make his fucking life hell" And here you are, bald, deaf, slow and with a small cock.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    z0ma, perhaps God looked at you and said: "Look at that smartarse bastard, I'll make his fucking life hell" And here you are, bald, deaf, slow and with a small cock.

    LMFAO :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    "Look at that smartarse bastard...

    Oooh deary me! Was that an attempt at a personal insult!? :nervous:

    Quick! Somebody get the police!

    :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by z0ma
    If God is so great how come I'm bald, have a small dick and can't hear properly? :(

    Hmm?
    You were probably really hairy, had a huge cock and spoke to quiet in a previous life. Next time round you might have got it right :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    You were probably really hairy, had a huge cock and spoke to quiet in a previous life. Next time round you might have got it right :D

    Dont worry vicky i got a BIG ONE:naughty: ill show u soon hay hun lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by Rude_boyz
    Dont worry vicky i got a BIG ONE:naughty: ill show u soon hay hun lol

    ok, Rudeboyz.... theres points where shameless flirting with Vicky is acceptable, but coming out of the blue like that is just scary and weird.... at least wait til shes talking to you first :p

    oh and btw, theres a queue :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by Blackout
    ok, Rudeboyz.... theres points where shameless flirting with Vicky is acceptable, but coming out of the blue like that is just scary and weird.... at least wait til shes talking to you first :p

    oh and btw, theres a queue :D

    OH there a queue and your behind me:D

    SHE IS mine aint ya vicky;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    psst, you with the brests.... run.... for...... your..... life.... :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by Rude_boyz
    OH there a queue and your behind me:D

    SHE IS mine aint ya vicky;)

    Get out.

    Bless your delusional ego soaring high among the clouds. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by z0ma
    Get out.

    Bless your delusional ego soaring high among the clouds. :p

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    zoma ...you have an underlying desire ...just like barry manilow ...
    that you could switch your nose for your nob ,,,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by J
    Cos your not God?

    You had to shatter all my hopes and dreams on a public discussion board of all places didn't you!? :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by Blackout
    ok, Rudeboyz.... theres points where shameless flirting with Vicky is acceptable, but coming out of the blue like that is just scary and weird.... at least wait til shes talking to you first :p

    :lol: I was thinking this...think hes found himself another girl to move onto now...think im too old :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackout
    psst, you with the brests.... run.... for...... your..... life.... :nervous:
    *runs off screaming into the night......*



    Just thought about this comment and how can you run into the fucking night? If its night its night and your in it:confused:
    *runs off outa the night*


    help I dont know where I am :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I've always wondered..
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    :lol: I was thinking this...think hes found himself another girl to move onto now...think im too old :p

    No i like u but shes nearer to me lol:)

    sorry hun i still like ya:naughty:;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    *runs off screaming into the night......*



    Just thought about this comment and how can you run into the fucking night? If its night its night and your in it:confused:
    *runs off outa the night*


    help I dont know where I am :nervous:
    you could do it vicky but ...the timing would be very difficult ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    *runs off screaming into the night......*



    Just thought about this comment and how can you run into the fucking night? If its night its night and your in it:confused:
    *runs off outa the night*


    help I dont know where I am :nervous:

    you are at a computer, talking gibberish :p

    if you started running at someone in armour on a horse, then youd be running into the knight...
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