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**helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
Here's the cream of the crop from the last week...

Evenstar
Ranty thread
(seriously, TMI)


After starting a healthy diet of low calories and high fibre about a week ago, I've just had my first dump in three days.

It feels like I just gave anal-birth to a poo baby. I can see myself having Vietnam-style flashbacks for a while, hopefully the ring of fire wont last as long :S

Man of Kent
Grumpy old man
He'll want it back you know. Bloody kids, steal anything that isn't nailed down....

RubberSkin
Good news!
Well, saw the haemotologist yesterday and i definitely DO NOT have leukemia and in all probability don't have lymphoma.

Thunderstruck
Dickheads are cool
This is unbelievably funny and scarily accurate in so many ways:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

Randomgirl
Doggy style
My boyfriend loves doggie style but he says he doesn't like it when I make dog noises like woof woof, he says he needs to concentrate. I like pretending to be a doggie woggy though. Is he being unreasonable?

:lol:

Vote for post of the week 26 votes

Evenstar
11% 3 votes
Man of Kent
7% 2 votes
RubberSkin
26% 7 votes
Thunderstruck
15% 4 votes
Randomgirl
38% 10 votes
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