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**helen**
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Here's the cream of the crop from the last week...
Evenstar
Ranty thread
Man of Kent
Grumpy old man
RubberSkin
Good news!
Thunderstruck
Dickheads are cool
Randomgirl
Doggy style
Evenstar
Ranty thread
(seriously, TMI)
After starting a healthy diet of low calories and high fibre about a week ago, I've just had my first dump in three days.
It feels like I just gave anal-birth to a poo baby. I can see myself having Vietnam-style flashbacks for a while, hopefully the ring of fire wont last as long :S
Man of Kent
Grumpy old man
He'll want it back you know. Bloody kids, steal anything that isn't nailed down....
RubberSkin
Good news!
Well, saw the haemotologist yesterday and i definitely DO NOT have leukemia and in all probability don't have lymphoma.
Thunderstruck
Dickheads are cool
This is unbelievably funny and scarily accurate in so many ways:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
Randomgirl
Doggy style
My boyfriend loves doggie style but he says he doesn't like it when I make dog noises like woof woof, he says he needs to concentrate. I like pretending to be a doggie woggy though. Is he being unreasonable?
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Evenstar
11%
3 votes
Man of Kent
7%
2 votes
RubberSkin
26%
7 votes
Thunderstruck
15%
4 votes
Randomgirl
38%
10 votes
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