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**helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster

April 2008 in General Chat

Here's the nominations - get voting :thumb:

Namaste 1
Population control

Lemmy got it right.

Eat the rich.

Namaste 2
Dating websites

Give it a shot... Just remember, when somebody says the following, they usually mean...

Caring = Clingy

Genuine = Heart on the sleeve

Sensitive = Probably gets worse PMT than you do...

morrocan roll
We cum in peace

Penis darleks methinks...ejaculate ejaculate

(I'll include a pic here so it makes more sense!)

shyboy
TheSite.org dating meet

That would be seriously disturbing having your potential gf/bf know in intimate detail how you like being chained up and spanked in the bedroom, or you have a secret fetish for monkeys... or something.

Vote for post of last week 21 votes

Namaste 1

4% 1 vote

Namaste 2

28% 6 votes

morrocan roll

38% 8 votes

shyboy

28% 6 votes