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CRaZy PoSt

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just for mr roll.

Come on post your weird thoughts etc here.




I like bananas :D.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Post-it notes were invented by 3M when they were trying to invent a glue that was super-stong and dried really quickly.

    They ended up with a glue that didn't drip, but could be re-used a number of times.

    A secretary thought it was slightly funny, but overall neat, stuck it on some paper and created the world's first post-it note! :D

    (true story)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like herbs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im tired and i miss... :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate this thread.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    I hate this thread.

    :p nevermind eh :p. Theres gotta be at least one!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bling bling. Thiz post iz well wicked, aye.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nyeeeeh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    barrr barrr barrr black sheep have you any wool?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Curtains are useful, and used toilet paper yucky :D byeeeeeee
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ±Lover±
    ok then....

    Rizlas got their name this way, one day 2 blokes invented the rizla, they called it rizla cos one of em was called Mr.Rizz and the other was called Mr.LaCross....sooo Rizla came about and its got a cross at the end of the name, cool eh?

    the only reason i know this is cus i herd 2 boys talking about it on the bus!
    ~XXX~
    i think one of them made that up:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You kill off 55 calories for every hour you sleep.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you consume 1/4 calories every time you lick a stamp
    Rats can't vomit
    Elephants are the only land mamal that can't jump
    the longest wor you can type using on the top line of a typewriter (multiple letters allowed) is actually typewriter
    Jiffy is actually a measure of time, i can't remember the actually time but it's how long light takes to cross 1cm in a vacum
    a cockroach can live for 9 days without it's head before it dies of starvation

    and many more to follow i'm sure
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    for every hour you sleep more than you did the night you slept before you get an extra 3 hours sleep apparently
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rats can't vomit



    Horses cant either.......! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Seagulls can't burp

    Alkaseltzer, covered in salmon paste and thrown into the air at the seaside=Fun!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: CRaZy PoSt
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Just for mr roll.




    that was so thoughtfull of you tweety ...i've put you in my will. you'll inherit 300 sq feet of fresh growing cannabis and my hat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    today a man came up to me on the street and told me he was suicidal and asked me what i thought he should do.

    poor guy. even if he was a half-naked nut.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm in two minds ...

































    not sure who the other one belongs to.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: CRaZy PoSt
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    that was so thoughtfull of you tweety ...i've put you in my will. you'll inherit 300 sq feet of fresh growing cannabis and my hat.

    Heh :D, canabis will have to wait until the baby is born, or i could sell it :D.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ±Lover±
    ok then....

    Rizlas got their name this way, one day 2 blokes invented the rizla, they called it rizla cos one of em was called Mr.Rizz and the other was called Mr.LaCross....sooo Rizla came about and its got a cross at the end of the name, cool eh?

    the only reason i know this is cus i herd 2 boys talking about it on the bus!
    ~XXX~

    I bet that isn't true as well. This, however, is -

    adidas is called so because it's founder's name was Adi Dassler.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    did you know that jd weatherspoon is cleed becuase the founders favourite drink was jd and mr weatherspoon was his form master who drummed into him on an almost daily basis that he would never amount to anything!
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