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Johnny - we're sorry, wont you come on home?!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Whenever I load up thesite I see those bloody multi-coloured condoms down the left hand corner of the page, and i think to myself (what a wonderful world!)... No, I think to myself - thesite should really give out free condoms.

Its us kiddies at home that need them, not just to stop kidflumps popping out everywhere, but to help us calm down on the old infections we seem to be gaining every so often on thesite health board.

Come on susie - Safe sex is Great sex right???!!!




My mother always used to say (well she didnt, but I like that phrase)...


You're not going to stop 'em doing it, so you might at least make sure theuy're doing it safely!





and yes, i know you can get them from your doctor or the family planning clinic or the local chemist, but come on... what about those kiddies who are just too scared to, or maybe their dad is their doctor and their mum works at the local FPC?? Eh? Eh?! And anyway, if FCUK can make a brand of condoms... Im pretty sure thesite could!! :flirt: :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah! thats a brill idea! come on mods!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes :yes: I agree too :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hear Radio 1 are handing out condoms with piccies of the DJs on the packet - like Chris Moyles.

    Maybe they should be "TheSite - Anything Goes" Condoms!

    Good idea Bada!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeh come on susie!!! :D


    Everyone badger her go on!! :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    must admit..... good idea!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cheezie Grin
    I hear Radio 1 are handing out condoms with piccies of the DJs on the packet - like Chris Moyles.

    That's contraception enough, eh? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do it do it do it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    keep it at the top - they must satisfy our needs!!!


    MWUHAHAHAHA
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    evil badabing laugh :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Johnny - we're sorry, wont you come on home?!
    Originally posted by badabing
    thesite should really give out free condoms.



    So what you are saying is that you are a pikey thats too lazy too leave the PC ?

    :lol:;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How about free bigs macs ?:yum:


    Or stella ? :crazyeyes Some people on this forum are too young to go get there own and rely on the kindness of strangers outside the local M&W !! Surely that would make the world a safer place ? :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, in favour of free condoms!!! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *ahem* SUSIE!?! *ahem*


    bump
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think free condoms and booze is sending out a great message!!!;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i want them! dont care bout the message! n throw in some big macs suze!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oooooops. Brought to the top by accident. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    come on, are you really too lazy to go down the family planning clinic?

    there are loads of places you can get free condoms.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes but the site ones would be pretty cool....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They did this a few months back diddnt they? Im trying to remeber who it was who got them though, a years supply...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We're thinking about it ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Susie
    We're thinking about it ...

    think hard :mad: ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everyone loves condoms :yes: specially if theyre free :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Susie
    We're thinking about it ...

    Come on you know ya wanna??:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Deeeeb
    Yes but the site ones would be pretty cool....

    I hope you're being sarcastic, sweets. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Susie
    We're thinking about it ...


    Yer...go on, you know you wanna!!!


    You could do a mixture,
    strawberry, norm, some with nobles some with bobbles, ribbed, bright pink, black, glow in the dark...???

    :yes: good plan!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and free rizla and testing kits.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    ...and free rizla and testing kits.

    And some free base speed:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and free sex to go with the free condoms.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    and free sex to go with the free condoms.

    But who from,

    how old is sussie????;) is she Fit aswell hehe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Rude_boyz
    But who from,

    how old is sussie????;) is she Fit aswell hehe
    you'll do.
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