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Rabbits...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
No not the rampant kind !

Joke...

Two rabbits are sitting in a sandwich bar, they both order a cheese toastie each. They sit there and eat them, they are so delicious the decide to order another one each.

When the rabbit gets to the counter the assistant explains to them there is only enough cheese for one more toastie so one of them would have to have ham.

They finish the toasties and leave, as they are hopping down the street, the rabbit that ate the ham toastie suddenly doubles over in pain and throws up,

"Whats the matter the first rabbit asks?

" I think its mixing my toasties"

Buddum cha :D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...oh dear! :p

    It's given me a laugh at work on this boring day!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Rabbits...
    Originally posted by Crazyredeyes
    No not the rampant kind !

    Joke...

    Two rabbits are sitting in a sandwich bar, they both order a cheese toastie each. They sit there and eat them, they are so delicious the decide to order another one each.

    When the rabbit gets to the counter the assistant explains to them there is only enough cheese for one more toastie so one of them would have to have ham.

    They finish the toasties and leave, as they are hopping down the street, the rabbit that ate the ham toastie suddenly doubles over in pain and throws up,

    "Whats the matter the first rabbit asks?

    " I think its mixing my toasties"

    Buddum cha :D

    That sucked more than a prostitute with a hoover for lungs :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dont gettit :(:confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eul Grepus
    dont gettit :(:confused:
    Y'know the rabbit disease, mixamotosis or whatever.

    Fairly amusing...:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Rabbits...

    Two men and a cymboll fall out of a window...
    Originally posted by Crazyredeyes
    Buddum cha :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Miximatosis (sp?) - A way of killing rampant bunny wabbits
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ahh, well you can all laugh at euly, the non-rabbit disease expert :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Rabbits...
    Originally posted by Skateside
    Two men and a cymboll fall out of a window...


    Now that i found amusing for some reason
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eul Grepus
    ahh, well you can all laugh at euly, the non-rabbit disease expert :p

    i didn't get it either. but that made me laugh.


    maybe it's a 'have to say out loud' type joke?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by legal junkie
    i didn't get it either. but that made me laugh.


    maybe it's a 'have to say out loud' type joke?

    more than probably love..


    (ps i had to post this twice coz of the stupid no posts withing 30 seconds of each other rule, hence why i have written this bit, to pass the time and make sure its 30 seconds before i have to post again)
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