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Would you..

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
..sell a family members body part to a homeless ventriloquist for a can of Strongbow and £7.53?

I think it's a bit disrespectful to be honest.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe for a naggin of smirnoff but strongbow?i'd pay them to take it away from me :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Would you..
    Originally posted by z0ma
    ..sell a family members body part to a homeless ventriloquist for a can of Strongbow and £7.53?

    I think it's a bit disrespectful to be honest.

    Nah, i could get more from the Russians.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Would you..
    Originally posted by z0ma
    ..sell a family members body part to a homeless ventriloquist for a can of Strongbow and £7.53?

    I think it's a bit disrespectful to be honest.
    there but for the grace of god go i ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Would you..
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Nah, i could get more from the Russians.


    Pah. Their "vodka" may be expensive over here, d'ya know how cheap it is over there?

    And in Russia, to make vodka - equals parts reindeer urine and self-raising flour.

    Beats Strongbow and £7.53? I think not.

    I was very happy with my offer, thank you very much.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Would you..
    Originally posted by z0ma
    Pah. Their "vodka" may be expensive over here, d'ya know how cheap it is over there?

    And in Russia, to make vodka - equals parts reindeer urine and self-raising flour.

    Beats Strongbow and £7.53? I think not.

    I was very happy with my offer, thank you very much.



    Well, if thats the case, then how come Jesus is dead?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Would you..
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Well, if thats the case, then how come Jesus is dead?

    He wouldnt be alive anyway....he was born like a forever ago! duh! silly boy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Would you..
    Originally posted by z0ma
    ..sell a family members body part to a homeless ventriloquist for a can of Strongbow and £7.53?

    I think it's a bit disrespectful to be honest.

    no don't think so :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why you ask?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Would you..
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Well, if thats the case, then how come Jesus is dead?

    What? Dead!? When did this happen!? :no:

    He was a great neighbour. Never complained when I threw fag butts over the fence. You'll be sorely missed. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fag butts? you really are too cruel to Chaos_Insomniac dude
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apologies chaos for throwing you onto Jesus' back garden.

    S'pose it was a bit harsh, on all fronts. Still eh, whatcha gonna do? Go have some lemonade or something.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: silly bastards

    and nope, or maybe actually cos a pound is worth like 3 dollars...hmm....tempting
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would........ attually i tell you what..... ill give you my whole brother alive and still kicking (and screaming i may add) if ou up the price to £10

    up it to £15 and i will kill him for you just to save you the hastle :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm..do you take cash or credit.........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or maybe actually cos a pound is worth like 3 dollars...hmm....tempting

    well then this whole thing could be probably be done my name as long as the person is careful, careful is the key.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Samael
    i would........ attually i tell you what..... ill give you my whole brother alive and still kicking (and screaming i may add) if ou up the price to £10

    up it to £15 and i will kill him for you just to save you the hastle :D



    You sick bastard.

    The police have been notified. :o
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