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LOL@Asylum seekers

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Some asylum seekers where caught barbecuing a duck in the park and they also had killed a couple of swans ready for a roasting.. :lol::lol:. That's a fine and 6 month prison sentence then... But I doubt they will get it tho. What plebs.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oooook....:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: LOL@Asylum seekers
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Some asylum seekers where caught barbecuing a duck in the park and they also had killed a couple of swans ready for a roasting.. :lol::lol:. That's a fine and 6 month prison sentence then... But I doubt they will get it tho. What plebs.

    now thats gully!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    got to be better than KFC!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    got to be better than KFC!

    OI! mind your words sonny jim, or i'll have your eye out

    KFC is where its at! fo' real!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah watch it.. He'll poke your eye out with a chicken leg and then slap you round the face with a Zinnger... Ouch!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think if I had to flee my homeland and leave everything behind 'd be killing cats and dogs to stay alive....Don't laugh at them you bastard, why not help them by donating some money to the Refugee council or helping out with English classes!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    damn right

    yo felix did you know you have the best day for a birthday in the world.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah mate, 19th - July.. We want big pressie's too.

    I think if I had to flee my homeland and leave everything behind 'd be killing cats and dogs to stay alive....Don't laugh at them you bastard, why not help them by donating some money to the Refugee council or helping out with English classes!!

    Er.. I'd rather give my money to the homless. Asylum seekers get enuff stuff of the state as it is.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hrm... They can't be getting that much if they've been killing ducks to make meals, but then they were probably not informed that it isn't the cultural norms over here.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: LOL@Asylum seekers
    Originally posted by molo
    now thats gully!

    Who's gully? :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    OI! mind your words sonny jim, or i'll have your eye out

    KFC is where its at! fo' real!

    YEA BOI U IZ IN DA TRUBBLE WI DA CREW MAN!!!!

    word!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Creeper
    Hrm... They can't be getting that much if they've been killing ducks to make meals, but then they were probably not informed that it isn't the cultural norms over here.

    Yeah, they musta been copying all the white guys killing and barbecuing ducks in the park :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    YEA BOI U IZ IN DA TRUBBLE WI DA CREW MAN!!!!

    Anyone speak Ali Gish?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah molo :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Black Hole Sun
    YEA BOI U IZ IN DA TRUBBLE WI DA CREW MAN!!!!

    word!


    Yea boy, you are in trouble with the crew, man.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they probably killed them because they are not getting enough. Gawd this country is full of xenophobes. So a few 100,000 asylum seekers come into the country. Does it matter? People who are escaping terrible hardship.

    If they went to prison they would probably get a better standard of life than they are now. Atleast theres a bed and meals everyday.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    they probably killed them because they are not getting enough.

    Wtf? Yes we should feed everyone chicken for free. :/
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