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Bumper Stickers

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I dont normally post these but thought this one was great!
1 6 and 8 are for me :D
........Bumper sticker mirth

1. The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette
2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
5. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
6. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore
9. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made
10. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
11. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
12. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
13. I'm just driving this way to piss you off
14. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
16. It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you
17. I took an IQ test and the results were negative
18. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
19. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes
20. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you
21. 1,000,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest??
22. Jesus loves you, the rest of us think you're an idiot
23. Forget world peace - visualize turning off your indicator!
24. HANG UP AND DRIVE!
25. Where there's a will...I want to be in it!
26. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
27. I have the body of a God .......... Buddha
28. This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
29. If we quit voting will they all go away?
30. This bumper sticker exploits illiterates
31. Eat right, exercise, die anyway
32. Honk if anything falls off
33. I haven't lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere
34. He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit
35. He who laughs last thinks slowest
:D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Bumper Stickers
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve

    3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
    10. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
    22. Jesus loves you, the rest of us think you're an idiot

    hehe i like those! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The best one I've seen is:

    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
    Dead Hooker Storage.
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