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Skoda jokes

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
How about, we each post our favourite Skoda joke 1 at a time and see how many we can come up with?
Please note that we don't actually mind Skodas, but we've got so laugh at something :p

So...
A man drives up to the garage and says
"Can I get a wing-mirror for my Skoda?"
The mechanic replies
"Yea - that's a fair swap"

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL! That was funny. Sorry I can't think of any myself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think the latest Skoda's are pretty good cars, all the components are the same as in Volkswagens, but I'd never get one cos of the complete lack of street cred .. they should have changed their name really when VW bought it .. like the way Toyota came up with the name Lexus for their luxury cars.

    If you want to make jokes about cars you should concentrate on Lada's - our caretaker at uni had two of them!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: that was good, but yeah don't know any myself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    :lol: that was good, but yeah don't know any myself.
    :eek: You don't know any Skoda jokes!?
    You are reducing me to posting another :)

    What's the difference between and Jehova's Witness and a Skoda?
    You can close the door on a Jehova's Witness
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i like the fair swap one... :lol:


    Why do Skodas have heated rear windows?
    To keep your hands warm while you push them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :thumb: A classic!

    Why are Skodas square?
    So they fit in the skip easier
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