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Thw Wisdom of Peter Kay

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
The wisdom of Peter Kay
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better
than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl
crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete
stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's okay to eat green
crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits
55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is
horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a
bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12)It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24)You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you
think.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29)Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
35) In everyplate of chips there is a bad chip

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Peter Kay is one of the funniest men I know :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Peter Kay = God :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just cause he's from bolton firey :p

    well, just down the road from here but hey....

    my mum and sister saw him and his girlfriend trolley racing in asda in bury
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by duffy_2k
    just cause he's from bolton firey :p

    well, just down the road from here but hey....

    my mum and sister saw him and his girlfriend trolley racing in asda in bury

    lol! Not just cos of that :p he is just sooo funny, maybe I get his humour loads cos he jokes about Bolton people and their accents or whatever. Hes so famous though look at all his shows they sell out in literally minutes.

    I went seeing him a bit ago and laughed all the way through, I actually couldnt breathe at one point cos I was laughing so much! My Dads his friend!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    legend
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    He is a very funny guy, and its amazing how true the majority are!
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